Shindering

Shindering
verb
Refers to the act of using Tinder while sitting on the toilet. Swiping, not to be confused with wiping, left or right while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Would Mike's Tinder matches go on a date with him if they knew he connected with them while shindering?

Shindering is one of my favorite daily activities.

by lemmuh March 21, 2016

Shammering

More than mostest

I love you mostest, well I love you shammering

by Coolest word maker X July 19, 2016

Hankerin for a shankerin

When simple island folk visit a big city and seek out a way to get a good old fashioned shanking to earn their validation.

Bobby: "Heading up to Radar this weekend. Golly gee I'm hankerin for a shankerin!!"

by Potatoe124 February 25, 2013

scannering

The action of listing to a police scanner and reporting it to others.

yo dude u scannering tonight?

by shebnightscanner April 11, 2012

shittering

Idiots who post their mental diarreah on Twitter 24/7 and shit all over the internet with ridiculous comments, and an ongoing commentary on their mundane lives.

Me, shittering away!!

I just took the biggest crap LOLZ
07:00 AM May 5th from web

I'm eating breakfast NOM NOM NOM
07:05 AM May 5th from web

OMG I have bad cramps from the pancakes for breakfast. *cries*
07:10 AM May 5th from web

Oh noes I need to take a shit again.
07:12 AM May 5th from web

I took a really good crap using Charmin toilet paper to wipe my arse!
07:15 AM May 5th from web

I am taking a shower.
07:20 AM May 5th from web

My dog farted...!
07:25 AM May 5th from web

I farted. LOLZ
07:30 AM May 5th from web

My dog took a crap on the neighbour's lawn.
07:35 AM May 5th from web

I'm going back to bed ZZZZZ
07:40 AM May 5th from web

by Dick Fitzmary May 13, 2009

standering

when a male sticks his arse in your face constantly

pace: he was bare standering me

nicole: innitt bruv

by violet1234 September 30, 2009

shanting

1. To lose one’s breath and/or hyperventilate due to a sudden, acute and/or painful evacuation of the colon. 2. When you are out of breath from force-dropping a deuce.

Question: “Dude, were you just doing pushups in that bathroom... cause you’re like totally out of breath and your eyes are watering?!" (Out of Breath) Answer: "No... I’m just… SHANTING… that’s all… Best not… go in there… for 20 minutes.”

by Chris-Baby April 30, 2019