Shanoomple

A shanoomple is the thing that happens when you fart, sneeze, blink, cough, throw up, piss and shit at the same time.

Did you see Greg shanoomple himself the other day?
Yeah, he had to go to the hospital right?
Poor guy almost died.

by stupidbitchn June 2, 2019

shadoof

the word you use when you want to censor yourself

Girl 1: Oh shiiii.......SHADOOF
Girl 2: bruh.

by hello youll never guess who i November 20, 2019

ninja shnoof

When a ninja hides in your pajamas and right when you're about to go to sleep he thrusts his sword through you.

Sebastian: I'm pretty tired, good thing I already have my jammies on.
Thad: Did you just call your pajamas jammies?
Sebastian: Uhhh.......I can ex-
Hidden Ninja: shnoof!
Sebastian: *dead*
Thad: Holy shit! a ninja shnoof!

by HELLMANNSstain January 11, 2009

shanoogalin

a small, carnivorous, reptilian mammal living on rancho blanco which is closely related to a chupacabra. the difference is that a shanoogalin is larger than its cousin, and much scarier when seen. it is known for feeding off of the large wetback population frequenting the areas near the rio grande in the southern portion of this ranch. Those several people who were lucky enough to survive an encounter with it described it as "very large", "furry", "had glowing red eyes", and that it carried the stench of hundreds of dead bodies.

"Dude, i saw the biggest shanoogalin down by the forrest"
"Sally! That shanoogalin just touched me!!!"
"harold-anne, that shanoogalin is furry and glowing!"
"that is a long shanoogalin"

by Dr. Clara Palm October 4, 2008

shaboof

In a bitch fight by ting, when 1 bitch smacks the other bare hard u say 'shaboof!'

wow did u hear what happened to laquisha?
yes fam she got shaboofed!

by kingsley O February 15, 2009

shnoof

when you take a mans penis and you spread chocolate all around the penis besides the whole. Then you simply give him a chocolate covered blow job with a bit of taste for yourself ;)

damn, i really want to give that guy a good shnoof.

by shnoofers February 8, 2008

Shaboof

When someone gets rekt or owned at something they say they are good at. More commonly used by the college student.

Dan: "Pfft. Biology is easy it's just about plants and shit."

(Gets a C grade and Jack gets an A)

Jack: "Shaboof! Guess Biology is your stronger subject after all Dan!"

by RoboticRansom May 11, 2016