Definitions by stupidbitchn

Shanoomple 

A shanoomple is the thing that happens when you fart, sneeze, blink, cough, throw up, piss and shit at the same time.

Did you see Greg shanoomple himself the other day?
Yeah, he had to go to the hospital right?
Poor guy almost died.

Shanoomple by stupidbitchn June 2, 2019