Shmater

Kaelyn & Martin only

We’re just shmaters in a shmater world. The only shmaters who ever shmatered.

by Shmater August 3, 2018

shamare

noun: a seriously weird dream.

originates from shama - meaning very weird. Sometimes an unfortunate surname.

can be used as a verb "to shamare" ... I shamared.

I woke up in cold sweat from a shamare.

or

I shamared that I was mugged by a filthystan.

by yob boy July 21, 2005

shumate

Noun- (shoe- mate) - A person who insists on following a group of people or person every where they go. Is notorious for spontaneously appearing out of no where and invites himself to mimic your every step.

Don't be such a shumate. Your acting like shumate. Dude, where'd you come from. For a second i thought you were shumate.

by larry Geeves December 6, 2009

spamatee

<n.> one who generates titles for spam emails by adding random pop culture references together in an attempt to entice the recipient into opening the email

-from the South Park episode where manatees made Family Guy jokes by picking pop culture reference balls

-coined by Mike Parker of collegeuniv.com and writer/animator of College University

"Title: Nazi Toddlers Ruined My Birthday, this email must have been made by spamatees."

by Paswa August 19, 2008

Shamatangtang

Penis, dick, male genitals, etc.

"how are you gunna have your titties all flapping out and get mad at a dude for staring at 'em? what if i was hanging out my shamatangtang and got mad at you for staring at it, huh?"

"UH. EXCUSE ME. EYES UP HERE. EYES UP HERE, YEAH."

by Gwaak September 22, 2011

Shambate

When you can't find any lubricants/lotion to masturbate with, so you do it with shampoo. The next day you will discover your penis skin peeling off. Don't worry, once it's gone there is a fresh layer of skin underneath.

Jimmy came home from school, only to find that the previous day's pleasurable moment was not worth it. Not worth it at all. Jimmy had shambated.

by cloudfart November 24, 2014

Shamatar

A black squirrel

I bet you can’t catch that shamatar.

by Bob Schlong July 30, 2021