shallowfatuation

1. a more complicated form for .. girlfriend + boyfriend in elementary school/secondary school
2. people who "think" they're in love , but they're only going out with someone because of a physical feature (boytoy or girltoy)
3. shallow - only cares about appearance
infatuation - a foolish attraction that only lasts for a while till either one realizes that they're sick of each other
4. FOOOOOOL

person 1 - " they were talking so much in class today , i bet they're gunna hook up soon "

person 2 - " AHAHAHAH like that even matters , who cares .. if they hook up , its just shallowfatuation , they'll break up sooner than you think "

person 1 - " typical hookup "

by yuiop. June 15, 2009

Food Shallow

When someone only eats from a small selection of food the person likes.

Person 1: Do you like bacon?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Do you like tomatoes?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Do you eat anything? You're so food shallow

by paper233 July 28, 2014

Erm... what the scallop!! ;-;

a saying used when you want to say "what the fuck" but the situation isn't something to be that intense about.

usually said in a joking/ironic way, to go along with something that doesn't make sense or is "cringe".
made to sound cringe to match the energy of who you are saying it to.
for maximum effect, put on a "nerdy" voice
;-; (crying)

*emilypickme101 posted a bad attempt at a thirst trap*
the comment section: Erm... what the scallop!! ;-;

by ImNotFunnySrryBoutThat October 14, 2023

Shallow person

Are part of a group of:

-People with no benefit to the earth or human society.

-People that need no chance in this life for they only care for their own kind via (best looking, richest, any other material quality).

-People who create the media and our reality television shows.

-People who end up as celebrities with no talent except their looks or "photogenity".

-People who probably dumped you for no real reason in your high school years, or took advantage of you and messed with your emotions.

-People who fit well into the rich community and our US government.

Guy 1: Paris Hilton is a good example of a shallow person.

Guy 2: Wait, why was she famous again?

Guy 1: She's rich.

Guy 2: Ohhh, how was she rich?

Guy 1: She got some crazy inheritance.

Guy 2: Ohhh... -long pause-

Guy 2: Wait, why was she famous again?

by Gigafrost February 25, 2009

skallops

word invinted it atlanta ga, just a hood way of saying scallops.

mayne, when ise eatin skrimps, all i can think about is when im finna git some skallops, chuch.

by Skrimpmayne April 2, 2010

shallow

The act of judging people by their looks, monetary status, clothes or car, rather than looking deep inside at their heart, personality, etc.

see also Paris Hilton

by Louie January 4, 2005

shallow end of the gene pool

Used to describe simple (stupid) people who might be missing a few vital genetic components.

In-bred Betty Sue came from the shallow end of the gene pool.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006