shaking hands with the clock

To Not have enough time in a day or running way behind time.

I need to get my house ready for winter Im “shaking hands with the clock

by Crazy Coffe drinking puppy November 4, 2017

shake hands with the unemployed

what guys who can't get a girlfriend do

When someone has spent too long in the toilet: "Have you been shaking hands with the unemployed?"

by Monodon July 27, 2004

Shake hands with J.F.K.

It means "to masturbate".

Brb, ima go shake hands with J.F.K.!

by Adam and Lenny September 3, 2006

Shaking hands with President Johnson

1. To whack of your big black cock.
2. To whack of your very hard cock.

Billy couldn't wait to get home where he would be shaking hands with President Johnson in his room while his mom was out.

by SpudsAreDuds December 16, 2015

Shaking hands with Mr. Happy

Masturbating, jerking off

After watching Halle Berry get doggied by Billy Bob in Monster's Ball, I had to go shake hands with Mr. Happy.

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003

Shake hands with Mr. Johnson

To give a handjob to.
To repeatedly stroke a man's penis.

So how far did you go with him Tanya?
Did you shake hands with Mr. Johnson?

by Rusty86 May 25, 2009

Shake hands with the devil

To point percy at the porcelein...which is to urinate...or to masturbate...or if you feel so inclined to do both at the same time

Hey i need to excuse myself as i need to desperately shake hands with the devil

by Blakey-Snakey May 31, 2018