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by Princess Conseula Banana Hammock September 7, 2005
Get the Sexeternity mug.n. (secks-lecks-ick, Am-Eng. origin) A very sexy learning disability. (see Futurama)
"Does sexlexic mean you put the constiuent parts of sex in the wrong order?"
Yes.
"And sometimes you can't think of sex at all?"
Yes.
"And sometimes sex's move around on the page in front of you?"
Yes.
"Does sexlexic mean you put the constiuent parts of sex in the wrong order?"
Yes.
"And sometimes you can't think of sex at all?"
Yes.
"And sometimes sex's move around on the page in front of you?"
Yes.
"I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?"
"(Sigh) Sexlexia."
"Therefore I am a sexlexic!"
"(Sigh) Sexlexia."
"Therefore I am a sexlexic!"
by sexlexic June 27, 2007
Get the sexlexic mug.The exact opposite of having wild wreckless sex. A sexless wreck is a state-of-being characterized by mental distress and anxiety due to sex deprivation for weeks, months or even years at a time. Being a sexless wreck is far more common among men, as their female counterparts are mostly uneffected by sexual urges due to centuries of sexual and psychological warfare with men.
Zach: Why is that 20-something year old man cowering in the fetal position in the corner of his room rocking back and forth and shivering.
Billy: Oh him? He's my roommate. He hasn't gotten laid in 7 months and now hes really starting to break down. A real sexless wreck.
Billy: Oh him? He's my roommate. He hasn't gotten laid in 7 months and now hes really starting to break down. A real sexless wreck.
by Arthur Riddic Oldman March 23, 2011
Get the Sexless Wreck mug.A reporting female that the boss primarily uses for sex in and around the office, similar to a secretary, but provides the additional perks.
John: Are you working late again tonight?
Coach P: No doubt, I just hired this new "sexretary" that likes to spend time on her knees under my desk.
John: I guess you will need additional hush money this month. (see hush money)
Coach P: No doubt, I just hired this new "sexretary" that likes to spend time on her knees under my desk.
John: I guess you will need additional hush money this month. (see hush money)
by Coach P July 13, 2006
Get the sexretary mug.Having nothing to do with Sex. It is a group of six musicians who get together and play music. This is any kind of music rock to classical, there are just different instruments. Like a quartet, but with six people.
by RedFaux February 27, 2014
Get the Sextet mug.cursing with pleasure. these expletives are whispered, murmured, or yelled whilst engaging in sexual intercourse. often used in the pornography industry to give the effect that the actors/actresses are actually obtaining pleasure...
"ohh. ohhhhh. FUCK!!!!!", yelled the busty blonde as she reached a tantalizingly pleasureful orgasm. her use of sexpletives makes her even hotter.
by jimmydean June 11, 2006
Get the sexpletive mug.someone who can't get laid if they tried. They just cant get pussy no matter how hard they try to get it. They will use any means necessary to obtain it yet fail constantly. They just dont have the skilz to get any ass.
Sonny has been sexless for 10 years. Loser goes on the internet and tries to get pussy 1000 miles away and she even dumps him! HA HA HA
by Your uncle September 18, 2007
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