Sedentaryist 

Exercising a strict adherence to the religious and or political tenets of or pertaining to a significantly sedentary lifestyle. Expressing (without movement or action) a firm belief in all things lazy and inactive.

Lazy Susan is one of the sedentaryest sedentaryists I know. She is a firm advocate of antidistestablishmentsedentarianism and her quite passion for the sedentary lifestyle borders on sedentarocity.

Sedentaryist by team grammatard February 15, 2010

5 minute secretary break 

The act in which someone spends more time than usual in the restroom because in the process of relieving themselves, they also use the time to check social media.

Girl 1: Damn girl, what took you so long in the bathroom?

Girl 2: Sorry, but I had to take a 5 minute secretary break.

5 minute secretary break by ~*k!LLa*K*~ August 19, 2016

secretary 

A position filled by a female that has no other purpose except to perform specific duties for the boss or president of the company. ie: sucking, fucking, and bending over the table...

Boss: Sara, why don't you come into my office and file some papers for me.
Sara: Sure thing, I'll be right in...

secretary by Renaissance Man June 26, 2005

glorified secretary

Someone who works in an office and loves to make their job title sound so much more than it really is"

Amy "hey man what sort of job you got"
Choz "I'm currently working as a tecnical manager"
LATER
Amy "hey occa you seen what job Choz is doing"
Occa "what you mean the glorified secretary?"

glorified secretary by Zero One 01 May 31, 2007

sexatary 

Noun or Adjective. Also known as "sexcretary", except sexatary is a lot easier to say and to spell.

1. A sexy secretary, nothing more.
2. A secretary who bangs her co-workers and/or boss at work.

(on the phone, talking to friend)
Hey girl! Guess what, I just got a new job! Yeahh.. that's right, I'm working as a secretary at that new marketing company. Damn girl, I was checking out this fiiiine-ass fella across the hall. I think I betta get my sexatary skills on at work!

sexatary by flo123 August 27, 2005

sexretary

A reporting female that the boss primarily uses for sex in and around the office, similar to a secretary, but provides the additional perks.

John: Are you working late again tonight?

Coach P: No doubt, I just hired this new "sexretary" that likes to spend time on her knees under my desk.

John: I guess you will need additional hush money this month. (see hush money)

sexretary by Coach P July 13, 2006

secretary ass 

Secretary Ass: when the top half of your body looks normal but you get up and your ass has to go through doorways sideways.

This bitch at work seems cute; then she got up and she had such a secretary ass!

secretary ass by JMAC145 April 20, 2016