sexamograph

it calculates how many people are having sex or reached they'r orgasm level

scientist 1:Boss the sexamograph is rising rapidly.

Boss:well what do u expect me to do?, tell the whole world how many people are having orgasmic sex.!

scientist1:yes

sexamograph by garryjk March 13, 2011

sexcavate 

Verb. When someone digs through your sexual history.

I went on date with this girl, but it isn't going to work out. She totally tired to sexcavate me. That sucks man, I hate when girls try to sexcavate.

sexcavate by sexysloth January 15, 2014

sexcalate 

When sexual play escalates to mutually satisfying climaxes.

Jenna and Bob let their play sexcalate until there was no turning back, fortunately Bob always carries protection.

sexcalate by ElderStatesman September 28, 2015

Sexcalibur 

Phat Shmeat

God bro I can't find any underwear that can fit my sexcalibur I'm so done

Sexcalibur by Friend_Froge June 4, 2021

Sexcema

The resultant effect of dried semen on skin, resembling the common skin disease.

"I told you to hand me a tissue two minutes ago, now I'm covered in Sexcema"

Sexcema by matt&wench January 24, 2009

Sexclamation point !!! 

A gender-revealing punctuation mark! Used frequently, often in multiples and almost exclusively by females!!! (Men, in contrast, end a sentence with a single piece of punctuation, usually a period or question mark.)

The female attraction to this piece of punctuation is probably entirely unconscious. The mark - ! - is a clear pictogram of a woman's 'private parts', a vertical orifice above a circular one.

Using it to end almost any string of words is a statement of the sender's sexuality, conveying a subliminal ; "Look what I possess!!!"!!!!!

The detective suspected that the note - "Back soon! I'm shopping for fancy soap and scented candles!" - with its mystifying sexclamation point !!!, could possibly have been written by a woman.

Sexclamation point !!! by Monkey's Dad September 2, 2019

Sexame Street Freak 

Some one who wants to have sex with Sesame Street Characters.

Man I'm suck a Sexame street freak, I would love to stick my mushroom tip in that hot ass Elmo.

Sexame Street Freak by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008