Severus Snape

(Beware of SPOILERS)

The Potions Master at Hogwarts.

Likes: (Defense Against the) Dark Arts, Lily Evans, Potions, Lily Evans, Scaring first-years, and Lily Evans

Dislikes: James Potter, Harry Potter, Voldemort, and a lot of other things...

He's also quite a good runner. Nobody runs faster than "Snape confronted with shampoo."

My name is Severus Snape and I love potions, and Lily, and potions, and Lily.

by Lit. December 26, 2007

“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.

Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

by S/he’s just a friend December 13, 2020

Christian Minecraft Server

The holiest of all Minecraft servers in which there shall be no swearing.

Kyle: Frick u
Chad: no swearing on my christian Minecraft server bro

by crustycrocs September 2, 2019

severe overlove syndrome

When someone “loves” another person or being so much that they neglect their own needs and development to the point of putting themselves at risk.

Well truthfully he has demonstrated this severe overlove syndrome since he was barely out of diapers, it appears to be a type of addiction!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021

Dedicated server

A dedicated server is a computer that only runs one type of server software, and is usually constructed according to the user's specifications. Dedicated servers are typically used for web sites that have high traffic, and need many resources and much processing power.

Man, my site needs to get a dedicated server!

by Jak Dude May 6, 2005

Severus Snape

The Potions Master at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. In book 6, he became the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, and in the 7th, became the Headmaster and got killed by Lord Voldemort's snake, Nagini. To this day, no one knows if his portrait resides in the Headmaster's room, but seeing as how he was a one, most guess yes. He at first had a goatee in the book's illustrations, but since portrayed by Alan Rickman, he apparently shaved it off. He has many fangirls (me included), but I am one of the sane ones, people. He is also extremely hot. And yes I had to say that.

Severus Snape is extremely smart and handsome. He loves Lily Evans, who marries James Potter instead, and turned over to the good side the moment Voldemort threatened her. I love him, but I know that it will never happen.

by Kyui11 June 15, 2009

Severine

Around-the-world traveller and round-the-clock worker who has a taste for challenges, either professionally or personally, and who is always there, at least virtually, for her friends.

She's such a Severine: she's just come back from Canada, but is already planning to go and work in Russia.

by moranguinhappy February 7, 2010