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The session isn’t a party. The session is a life choice. For those unfamiliar with the topic, get in the fucking bin. Grab your bag, bring your slag, rack two fat lines and bring a tenner bag. Pop that pill, sniff that line, turn up the volume have a good time. Ya have to get your bird playing in the snow with a card and a line, rack one up all the way down a spine, forget about tomorrow and forget the time, and give the bitch the bashy coz the powers mine!
No one:

Literally no one:

Everyone worth the time of day: “session like?”
Session by Baghead over ere March 20, 2021
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You owe me a session from last time
Session by Tylersandy September 9, 2021

Session Depression 

Session Depression is the come down experienced by a person (or a group of people) after a heavy drinking session spanning over at least 2 days. The depressive state, after the session can last up to a week.
After a heavy weekend Tom phones John " John, I have a bad case of session depression, I'm never drinkning like that again"
Session Depression by V8_Manga December 10, 2009

session beer 

A beer that is low in alcohol and has a balanced flavor of both hops and malt. The purpose being so that it can be drank over a long session of time with out overwhelming the palate or getting the drinker too intoxicated.
A light-bodied summer ale would make a good session beer.
session beer by OregonBeerMan July 12, 2006

Session Moth

Irish slang for a woman who will fulfil a sexual favour as alcohol or party related drugs i.e. ecstasy as payment, or a woman who is always up for the drink, or 'sesh'.
Jaysus, yer wan Nikita is nothing but a session moth. D'you not hee-or? She rode Damo for a yoke der last nite.
Session Moth by mrplow69 February 21, 2015

session music 

Music you like to listen to while masturbating.
session music by SecHuMusicGod January 27, 2015

Session Fanny 

A pungent vulgar odour emanating from the vagina after a heavy night out.
I met a girl on bank holiday Monday and she was out since Friday partying. I brought her home to my apartment and as I went down on her there was an extreme case of "Session Fanny"