To go out and own everything in your path...Sessioning is when you go explore a specific thing or place, chill, and just post/stay there.
by Brian Owner May 9, 2007

by Sessioner October 22, 2014

to physically discipline your female with hand and/or foreign objects in order to correct improper behavior. Females usually bring "sessions" upon themselves for not listening.
So I came back to the doublewide and just wanted to sit down and drink some budweiser, my old woman started making a racket, so in order to calm her down, we had a "session"
by cynderacid April 26, 2003

In an effort to conserve water, it was suggested that people only flush their toilets once every two works, or after 14 healthy dung sessions, whichever comes first. Flushing toilets infrequently would cut back significantly on waste of water and will make people feel warm and fuzzy inside for doing a good thing to save the environment.
by HappyDungston February 2, 2012

(salt-session) a conversation between two people filled with a solid unspoken undertone of jealousy, hatred, or envy; two or more people both holding negative vibes towards one another without others knowing, in an area surrounded by their peers; a bitter conversation between two people who have had a problem in the past
"there's going to be a salt session at the cookout this weekend when Uncle Johnny sees Tommy, because Uncle Johnny has always been jealous of him for no reason"
by Gerard Truesdale June 18, 2008

The phase when videos like gangnam style, harlem shake become viral. In exact words, its the period or the time when there's time for everything else but for the sessionals. This generally starts a week before the exams.
by IntenseShizBro February 17, 2013

When we all sit on our ass and look at depressing memes or/and depressing songs. when you day becomes really shit and you sit by yourself feeling numb.
by moldy_bellybuttons January 28, 2019
