self-serving friend

An individual who is only your friend to use you for their own personal gain and is magically not around when you actually need a friend. Also known as selfish and a bitch.

Wow, you know Jessica, we should have seen right through Rebecca, she is such a self-serving friend; she only wanted to be friends with us so she could pass bio lab.

by Good Friends United January 15, 2009

Serving cunt

Similar to serving realness, serving cunt takes serving realness to the next level. It’s pussy power. Bold. To the point. And overall extravagant. Any gender is able to serve cunt. It’s a mindset.

Omg Chloe you’re serving cunt tonight!

by M1dn1ghtt0ker June 17, 2021

The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft

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by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 24, 2020

Taylor series

A mathematical series formulated by Taylor Swift to keep tack of her number of boyfriends.

One the first item in a Taylor series is Joe Jonas.

by Gaga2015 March 16, 2016

Service Dog

THE HIGHLY TRAINED DOGS WITH THEIR OWNERS WHO ARE TRAINED TO DO A JOB THAT YOU SHOULDNT ASK TO PET BUT YOU STILL DO EVERYTIME.

CAN I PET YOUR DOG?

SURE BECAUSE THIS ISNT A SERVICE DOG THATS TRYING TO DO HER JOB AND YOURE NOT THE 1000TH PERSON WHOS ASKED ME TODAY.

by GABRI.HICKS June 12, 2016

brown and serve

Another term for ass-to-mouth sex. The penis is brown from anal sex and then is presented (served) to the partner's mouth.

I gave Devon the Brown and serve yesterday

by Joey Paisan January 5, 2008

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do you even have anything else better to do than this???????

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