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Secure that butter!

Used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. We are all given a certain amount of butter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. All it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that butter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the butter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. The next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt butter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.
Girl, you best secure that butter! You have a lot going for you, but I'd hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.
by tjjohn12 June 7, 2016
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Semeret

The most gorgeous and thicc crackhead. She’s fun and cool to hang around with.
I love to hang out with semeret.
by Olivia45 October 18, 2019
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Secure

When you achieve sexual intercourse with a pretty girl and want to tell your mates about the affair. A derivative of the phrase "secure the ting"
by finboeden February 12, 2020
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sexure

someone who is sexually confident and not insecure.
I am okay with the fact that you are married, I am sexure
by Jacob_nw January 2, 2020
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Semuke

Used in a yaoi pairing in anime, manga, or fan comics. Describes the middle person in a threesome.
Uke, Semuke, Seme...
by Pyriix November 29, 2006
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Secure the bag

To do something right, or gain from achieving the goal. Also know as getting exactly what you want or "hitting the nail on the head"
Carol: you can't have the shoes!
Nina: I'll do the dishes

*later on*
Ruby: I thought you said she wasn't buying them?!
Nina: nah mate, I managed to secure the bag!
by Scm~ nizarxa September 1, 2019
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Secure

Better than safe its safe X10 its fucking fort knox level safeness
1.when something is pretty damn delicious e.g. Man that donut was secure.
by Secure TM April 30, 2014
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