skeet off

To leave quickly; to disperse. Same as "murk off" or "burn off."

"I'mma skeet off, lil nigga come catch me, catch me." - Young Thug

by Thecoolestrodeo July 25, 2016

Street Skeet

The act of running out in traffic and making a masturbatory gesture onto the street as if to release some penis pudding into the path of oncoming cars.

"Dude that Pat kid laid some street skeet right in front of that chick in the Jetta. She even swerved to miss it!"

by winningmormon February 22, 2012

Yeet Yeet De Didly Skeet

An extension of the word yeet, used for more emphasis on showing excitement torwards something, another way to say “yes” or “oh boy”. Basically, the phrase can mean many things. Not to be confused with the term yeet yeet potato skeet or yeet yeet dog treat or DEFINITELY not yeet yeet I beat my meat for those being completely different terms.

Billy: Yo bro ready to go to the park no homo?

Bobby: Yeet Yeet De Didly Skeet!

by YeetMaster666 July 9, 2018

Sekerak

Czechoslovakian Occupational name for an Axeman. One bad ass family line.

Person 1: "that person is a Sekerak"

Person 2: "awesome!"

by alaskagrown July 26, 2009

Red Skeet Syndrome

The state of ejaculating a mixture of blood and semen during masturbation, caused by aggressively beating the penis against a hard object.

I beat my meat so hard I got red skeet syndrome.

by Cornholio47 April 15, 2008

Thunder Skeet

When you cum on someone’s face in below freezing temperatures and cum freezes mid stream.

Boy it’s cold outside...I’m horny, would you be interested in a thunder skeet?

by TruckBoat February 12, 2018

Skeetadon

A dinosaur that is constantly ejaculating upon people.
As made popular by the Dark Heartz "Ya get skeeted on"

Person A: "I caught an odd looking dinosaur, and before I knew it I was covered in a white mess."

Person B: "Well I hate to say it, but it sounds like you got Skeetadon."

by SubSonicX January 4, 2009