The Tea Cup Seaman Special

To Spunk into a persons tea instead of using milk.

"I did the ttcss into my girlfriends tea because she would not give me a BJ" said Peter

"What is the ttcss" asked Ian
"The Tea Cup Seaman Special" replied Peter

by The Owler November 27, 2014

Where the seams meet

Vagina reference.

I finger blasted her where the seams meet.

by Alexander Skinbound August 11, 2016

SEAmax

short for Southeast Asian- max.

A term incels use to describe the practice of going to more Southeast Asian countries such as Laos and Cambodia, and basically getting a ton of girls who will be enticed by US citizenship and just plain cash.

GIRLSHATEME69: Any one of us can literally go SEAmax right now and we'd get girls that are at least 7/10 in Thailand. But who the fuck wants to admit defeat and do that?

I_HAVE_A_SEX_DUNGEON: Ikr brother. Those whores only want American welfare and citizenship.

by Ov3rpowered November 30, 2019

Seaman's Grundle

When two males are engaged in butt sex and one pulls out and cums all over his mates grundle.

Gay #1: Dude i'm about to bust
Gay #2: Shoot it on my grundle
Gay #1: You want a seaman's grundle?!

by Don Murphey McMaster July 10, 2009

Schamcy

In the early 100BC, teenagers used to place bananas in their armpits and do a dance known as the 'Schamcy' and in the process the bananas would be smashed and the person performing a Schamcy would have a spiritual vision. Some claim to have witnessed a black Jesus Christ in a thong. Sometimes an Emo-Buddha, or a naruto character claiming to be Allah. And a few times some saw the hindu god Visnu and Siva pretending to be Al Gore and President Clinton. Of course, the Schamcy isn't practiced that much anymore, most of the people who practiced Schamcy were kidnapped by the goverment and placed on secret islands near the bermuda triangle.

yo did you hear that historians found mummies that performed Schamcy? that's some crazy shit

by Poseidon_the_conquerer July 7, 2011

jesus seam

The Jesus seam is the vertical hemispherical ridge across a man's testicles implying this is where God welded or stitched him together.

I got kicked right in the balls so hard I thought I split my Jesus seam.

by Sicrowell May 19, 2016

Seamless 15

Similar to "Freshman 15;" when a first year investment banking analyst (usually a male) continuously maxes out his firm's SeamlessWeb allowance. This, combined with extended periods of sitting in front of a screen, high levels of stress, heavy boozing, and little to no exercise, results in a quick 15-pound weight gain.

Analyst 1: "Did you see Kevin back at Christmas? Dude got FAT!"

Analyst 2: "That's what happens when you order Chinese and buy 2 appetizers, 2 entrées, and a dessert every night just because you get to spend $30 on dinner."

Analyst 1: "Ahh... the Seamless 15."

by Wall Street Fatty January 4, 2011