Semantigans

A conjunction of Semantics and Shenanigans, used to describe the general trend of arguments that arise on message boards of all kinds. Semantics, which is arguing about the way someone said something and Shenanigans which is the lunacy that follows.

person 1: Wow, you say your inspired by Mr. Rogers and Jason Vorhees
person 2: Yeah person 1, the people I chose as people who inspire me, yup that's a JOKE. If you took it as serious you need help.
person 1: Semantigans

by j0hnZ July 28, 2011

Seeman Reflection

When a man masterbates standing over a mirror so that he can ejaculate on the reflection of his own face....

example of a Seeman Reflection:
"I shot my load on my own face, then I cleaned the mirror and hung it back on the wall"

See Man Reflection

by Joedaddy1980 February 7, 2009

semanter

Someone who coined a term or gave a known word a new meaning.

Who came up with the idea of naming internet services as being in the cloud? Joe, the semanter.

by CaptainData August 18, 2011

Semantic Band-Aid

All the verbal things one scampers to congure up, contort, and convey as sincerely as possible to patch up whatever's left of what was once an intimate relationship.

Janet: You broke up with Chad?!? Super-sensitive Chad? He's gonna implode!
Beth: I know! Too sensitive! That was the problem! So tonight I'm getting more stoned than the 10 commandments and write down every Semantic Band-Aid I can possibly pull out of the universe's bing-hole to make sure he doesn't mistake his dog's bed for his mother's womb and his Pabst bottles for breasts for the next half-year.

by smASH ULMall June 8, 2009

Semanticate

v. tr. (from the adj. semantic); the intended meaning (implicit or explicit) of an individual’s communication; that which is trying to be communicated by an individual.

When I speak of ‘freedom’ I do not mean the bland and passive ‘freedom from’ commitment or responsibility that is too often semanticated.

by Wowbagger January 27, 2011

Semantics

If it walks like a fish and it barks like a fish, then it's a fish.

Amanda Mercedes C: You're such a fucking narcissist.
Dan: That's only semantics, miss lady. You should just call me a bastard.
Amanda: Piglet.

by Narcissistic Personality Disorder September 20, 2005

Bitch Semantics

When Sean feels like being a little bitch and argues the meaning of "never mind".

This condition is usually related to having sand in his vagina. Since he can't get it out he gets a little perturbed and all bitchy.

sand in his vagina

by sandy pants February 19, 2004