secretarial condom

The rubber finger tips you put on your finger for sorting papers, so you don't have to lick your fingers first.

She always practices safe sorting at work. Whenever there are documents to be sorted, she always puts on a secretarial condom before she stuffs his envelope.

by RickyDash March 13, 2018

5 minute secretary break

The act in which someone spends more time than usual in the restroom because in the process of relieving themselves, they also use the time to check social media.

Girl 1: Damn girl, what took you so long in the bathroom?

Girl 2: Sorry, but I had to take a 5 minute secretary break.

by ~*k!LLa*K*~ August 19, 2016

secretary

A position filled by a female that has no other purpose except to perform specific duties for the boss or president of the company. ie: sucking, fucking, and bending over the table...

Boss: Sara, why don't you come into my office and file some papers for me.
Sara: Sure thing, I'll be right in...

by Renaissance Man June 26, 2005

glorified secretary

Someone who works in an office and loves to make their job title sound so much more than it really is"

Amy "hey man what sort of job you got"
Choz "I'm currently working as a tecnical manager"
LATER
Amy "hey occa you seen what job Choz is doing"
Occa "what you mean the glorified secretary?"

by Zero One 01 May 31, 2007

secretagent

Easily the greatest member on the greatest website ever, youthink.com. Known for being a douchebag and posting in most journals with what can be called his catchphrase, "No one cares."

YTer: Do you like secretagent?
other YTer: no

YTer: blah blah blah
secretagent: No one cares.

by chips2001 October 18, 2009

secretary ass

Secretary Ass: when the top half of your body looks normal but you get up and your ass has to go through doorways sideways.

This bitch at work seems cute; then she got up and she had such a secretary ass!

by JMAC145 April 20, 2016

secretart

Noun. A hot or otherwise slutty secretary or receptionist. Generally makes you forget why you arrived at their office, or who you were to meet with. Particularly emphasized by a glass desk.

"Damn! Did you see the rack on their secretart???"

by Synonymous January 20, 2006