starbucker

Someone who sits at a coffee shop for hours at a time trying to look all cool with their laptop.

That guy is always here. Total starbucker.

by hsmlover May 1, 2009

Starbucker

n; a person who's a cross between a Starbucks addict and a fucker. Sometimes a Starbucks addict becomes a fucker only after 2-3 double shot macchiatos, but they're still a Starbucker.

husband; honey, can't we just wait until we get to the next town to get you your third refill from Starbucks.

wife; fuck you...get me to a Starbucks Now!!

husband; you can be a real starbucker sometimes, you know that!?!?

by Cathi Robertson August 5, 2008

Starfucker

A person who flies up into space and fucks stars

Bob: I fucked Saturn

Dave: I fucked Mars

Jesus: I fucked Uranus 😉
I’m such a starfucker

by I’m gay with your dad May 17, 2019

Starfucker

Someone that fucks a star. Fucking obviously.

The only reason Joe wanted to work for Nasa is because he's a dirty starfucker.

by Hellyfish2 June 27, 2019

Seedsucker

Vagina

My girls got a Seedsucker

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 17, 2020

Seedsucker

Vacuuming Vagina of CUM

AMEN: girl, You're a seedsucker

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 17, 2020

Swearfucker

You are bored and want to swear.

Swearfucker example: Holy shit that fuck fuck bitch fuckface asshole fucker.

by epedety December 9, 2020