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scalientide

A scab on your asshole, either left alone or picked off.
Dude, I took a gnarley shit, now I have a scalientide.
by Lil' Brittle August 19, 2006
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Sealing

The act of ejaculating between each page of a book over a period of months; such that when you have reached the back cover, the book is sealed shut and its secrets forever secured.
Great Great Grandpa Jack spent half a year sealing the family bible back in ought-twelve. We wish he hadn't.
by Gutbang November 16, 2011
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sealing the envolope

The act of ejaculating on your partners eyes when there asleep. So when they wake up their eyes are sealed.
My boyfriend caught my sealing the envolope last night.
by thomas medina January 17, 2008
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Salien

Those crazy ladies that always show up at your garage sale. Symptoms include showing up before you "open", haggling over every. single. price. and insulting your taste in stuff.
Oh my God, this salien showed up to my garage sale 1/2 an hour before I 'opened', offered me $20 for my lawnmower , then argued with me for 10 minutes when I told her it wasn't for sale!
by username!username! July 29, 2011
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sealing

Performed in mormon temples, it is their marriage ceremony, which is performed at a sacred altar within the temple.

A prerequisite to the sealing is that the the man takes his bride to be through the veil of the temple at the end of the mormon endowment, thereby learning her "new name". The wife never is to know her husbands "name". Because in the wording of the sealing ordinance, the woman gives herself to the man, and the man takes her unto himself. A man can be sealed to an unlimited number of women as long as the previous wife is dead, but a woman can only be sealed to one man. Thus while mormons do not practice polygamy in life, it is still a part of their doctrine, and will exist in the "celestial kingdom" aka mormon heaven.
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by The light bringer December 13, 2010
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Sealions

A person you intend to or have hooked up with. This often becomes a one night stand
I am on the search for Sealions tonight. Boy do I need to get some!
by SarahBear July 20, 2006
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Sea-Lien

An older fat man with gay tendencies that lies about his sexuality.
Dude, I went out on this guy's boat and he turned out to be a total Sea-lien.
by Bill Collett May 25, 2010
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