seahorse 

A guy who is totally smitten with a girl. If a guy really likes a girl, then he is said to want to have her babies like a seahorse. (Much like if a girl really likes a guy, it is said that she wants to have his babies.)

"Yeah, we've been seeing each other for several months; this guy is totally my seahorse"

"Do you want to have her babies like a seahorse?"

seahorse by Ellie A. Nor May 15, 2006

Seahorse 

The name of a male who was born female having a baby naturally and should not be attacked for being "wrong".

"Jack is pregnant."

"I thought he was a boy-?"
"He's a seahorse, he was born female."

Seahorse by PacmansGhost August 5, 2022

buttermilk seahorse

A Buttermilk Seahorse is an act where a man ejaculates inside of another person's anus cavity, waits a short while and then proceeds to suck the semen back out. Optionally the couple will French Kiss afterwards.

Did you give her a buttermilk seahorse last night?

buttermilk seahorse by Vectorous February 15, 2017

lick my seahorse 

A girl the wants oral sex performed on her

"I want you to lick my seahorse"

Oral sex I want you to lick my seahorse

lick my seahorse by cunts fucked May 18, 2014

flaming seahorse 

a man lies on his back with his legs in the air. he then proceeds to wrap his arms around his legs (grabbing his ankles) and repeatedly thrusting his pelvis upward. this may also be used as a sexual position.

person 1: hey man, have you seen aaron?

person 2: nah, last i heard he's been alone in his room doing the flaming seahorse

person 1: damn...

flaming seahorse by b_gambino September 9, 2011

Seahorse 

A man who stays at home to take care of the kids. A stay at home dad or house husband with children.

My husband is totally a seahorse, the kids love him.

Seahorse by Skeren Dreamera May 6, 2016

Awkward Seahorse 

Similar to the awkward turtle. Done by clenching a fist, but sticking out your thumb and pinky finger and then wiggling them.

Jane: Guess what I had for dinner last night.
Bobby: Your mom.
Jane: *awkward seahorse*

Awkward Seahorse by Ringle May 3, 2008