scurred

see "scared"

<I>"Do your thang, don't be SCURRED. You gonna get served. I got mine; you gon' get yers."</I> -Mystikal "Shake Yo A**"

by monstar1 April 23, 2004

Smurfed

When you take a dump in a port a potty and the blue liquid splashes your butt.

OMG, his cheeks are blue, he has been ‘Smurfed’!

by DeuceDeuceGang June 22, 2018

smurfed

Means fucked. Etymologically derived from the fact that the word fuck is used as all parts of speech. For example, "I'm going to fucking fuck your fuck-nut face up you fuckity fuck-wad." Similarly, Smurfs would use Smurf with the same versatility. For example, "Gargamel, I'm going to smurfing smurf your smurfing smurf-nosed face, and then smurf your cat Azriel."

Person1: So you really like this guy?
Person2: Yeah, he's not insane, smart, has a job, and he smurfed me like a school-girl.

by scott trowbridge July 8, 2006

Smurfed

To get wacked in the face with a penis

My friend Smurfed me on my porch when i wasnt looking....

by Jenny September 6, 2004

Smurfed

When an attractive girl sends you all the signals that will make you think that you totally and absolutely will sleep with her that night and it never happens for no definitive reason, resulting in the condition known as blue balls.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm totally making out with this chick at the bar. I am so taking her home!
Guy 2: Awesome!
2 minutes later...
Guy 1: The chick just left! I thought she was gonna sleep with me!
Guy 2: Sorry dude, you just got smurfed!

by Tongman December 26, 2013

scuffed

Something/someone scratched, you dont like, doing stupid things

1. Yo dawg, i've got scuffed jaaays
2. This mcchicken is scuffed, it doesnt have enough mayo
3. This streamer ice poseidon is scuffed, he has autism
4. This waitress is scuffed yo, she only gave me one straw

by Paul Denino February 28, 2017

scuffed cunt

Connor Ruthven.

Connor is a scuffed cunt, he just is.

by Monoceli May 16, 2019