sculpting the pussy

A way of saying "shaving the vagina"

My teacher was mad that I was in the bathroom "too long" But I was sculpting the pussy..

by biathegiant February 24, 2022

Exit Sampling

The practice of handing a freebie to a consumer or patron as they leave a shopping or entertainment facility.

Exit Sampling reaches an all time high as product companies vie for brand loyalty.

by The Duchess of Demos March 13, 2009

Redneck Sampling

Opening such things as air freshners, lotions, nail polishes, or concealers, while in the store, to see if they smell good or the colors look good on you.

Well, I wasn't sure if the color was a good one for me, so I opened the bottle and painted a nail. I was redneck sampling it.

by Ms. ShawShaw March 1, 2011

Self-Sampling

Verb- When a person proceeds to taste or eat they’re own fluids but usually in a sexual manner.

Mark blew a load onto Dina and her face and licked it off doing a little Self-Sampling

by Murphy M. MacMurphy November 28, 2019

villa scumming

When someone sticks only their middle finger up and shouts villa scumto people around without context

Fat ginger was down the pub and Other fat bold man walked in with his middle finger up shouting VILLA SCUM fat ginger asked what he was doing Fat boldy said I’m villa scumming.

A teacher doesn’t let someone to the toilet so when she turns her back two bestfriends stick their middle finger up and shout Villa scum, the teacher asked why pupils were saying villa scum they replied with “its villa scumming day”

by rubymonahan October 30, 2019

butt scrumping

The act of willfully and yet casually scrumping peoples' bottoms in a public place

Ooh Mable! I think I have been the victim of a butt scrumping on the Underground.

by Gary Johns July 18, 2006

Skumping

The act of taking a dump while on Skype.

Admit it, you have found yourself on the phone while on the crapper. Skumping is the evolution of this act.

by Miami_Bach_Party January 22, 2012