cumbucket

A bucket full of cum.

Pretty self explanatory, I don't know why you googled it.

"Shut the fuck up you cumbucket"

by tespallinmaystr April 29, 2016

Cumbucket

A vessel, typically made of stone, occasionally of hammered bronze, used to capture male ejaculate. Cumbuckets are commonly found in Mesopotamia, or present-day Iraq.

Thousands of years ago men would gather round communal combuckets and engage in a circle jerk as part of a religious ceremony. Once a bucket was filled with male ejaculate a female virgin would be drowned in it, and then consumed in a celebratory feast.

This practice has begun to fade in recent years, and cumbuckets have all but disappeared outside of college fraternities.

1. The Smithsonian has a new display of cumbuckets recently unearthed in Iraq.

2. I got gay drunk at a frat party and circle jerked into a cumbucket.

by BennyC November 30, 2006

slutbucketwhorebitchcuntmuffinfuckface

the name that your best friend gives you when he/she thinks that you are a complete slut/bitch but they still love you anyway.

-OR-

your best friend just wants to cover all of the greatest words known to man and you are good enough to be given these "kind" words.

Keri: Hey gabbie, hows it goin.

Gabbie: OMG your new name is going to be slutbucketwhorebitchcuntmuffinfuckface because i love you so much!

Keri: Okay then! i shall call you.... TACO NAZI!

boh: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

by Keri! November 15, 2007

Slutbucket

A woamn of loose morals and evern looser legs - generally humped by someone who is blind and has no sense of smell

Check out that slut bucket - you could smell her a mile away

by PurpleMonkeyDishwasher May 12, 2003

scum bucket

a person who’s really scummy whether it’s their actions or their overall nature

shit i feel like a scum bucket eating at ponderosa

by Jmurray529 November 29, 2019

Cumbucket

Someone who is such an asshole that they just piss you off like that.

Can also be used to describe a girl (or guy) who is slutty and who's mouth is just a sperm bank open for business 24/7

"I fucking hate that girl, she is such a slutty cumbucket."

by Turtilator200 May 11, 2016

boobysnatch cumbucket

Even though you don't know what this is, his name popped in your head, huh?

The mispronunciation of Benedict Cumberbatch.

Jake: Yo his role in Dr.Strange was sick!
Brittney: Oh yeah!! What's his name again? Boobysnatch Cumbucket?
Zoey: Brittney, you whore. Its Benedict Cumberbatch

by TheFutureIsNowOldMan July 9, 2018