Scrumpy

A state of being confused and pitiful, combined with a messy look. It usually occurs after a hard nap in a car or a good night of sleep. Derived from the word shrimp as a way to make one feel pitiful, which evolved into scrimp, and then scrump, and finally paired with the definition of frumpy to create “scrumpy”.
Did you just wake up from a nap? You look scrumpy.

Aww look, a lost puppy, poor little scrump.
by Geese Reenwood December 19, 2020
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Plum scrumpy

When a dog owner is walking their small dog (eg. Yorkshire Terrier) on a sidewalk in a large urban centre and as the dog begins deficating on the sidewalk the owner picks up the dog to move said dog to the grass. During the movement the dog leaves behind plum scrumpies.
Oh man... Was walking to work today and this dude let his dog plum scrumpy all in front of me. Fuck that guy.
by mealinlovesit March 14, 2019
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