Strumming the meat guitar

Female Masturbation

I caught my mum strumming the meat guitar last night

by Meat Man 666 March 5, 2015

villa scumming

When someone sticks only their middle finger up and shouts villa scumto people around without context

Fat ginger was down the pub and Other fat bold man walked in with his middle finger up shouting VILLA SCUM fat ginger asked what he was doing Fat boldy said I’m villa scumming.

A teacher doesn’t let someone to the toilet so when she turns her back two bestfriends stick their middle finger up and shout Villa scum, the teacher asked why pupils were saying villa scum they replied with “its villa scumming day”

by rubymonahan October 30, 2019

Strummin and Hummin

The act of a single individual playing the acoustic guitar and singing along at the same time. Usually in a casual setting such as campfire as opposed to a literal performance.

Danny - "What's up Man, what's crackin?"
Matt - "Not much, just drinking some beer, got some friends over just strummin and hummin."

by phrasee January 5, 2010

butt scrumping

The act of willfully and yet casually scrumping peoples' bottoms in a public place

Ooh Mable! I think I have been the victim of a butt scrumping on the Underground.

by Gary Johns July 18, 2006

Strumming

Jacking off

Shes so hot i think im gonna start strumming my self

by RoadMan420 February 5, 2018

Strumming the guitar

A term meaning sex and/or hand jobs, depending on how it is used. If someone offers you a guitar lesson, it means they are offering you sex or some "strum fun". During the guitar lesson analogy, condoms are referred to as pleactrums.

Person one: Hey, fancy meeting my in the music cupboard later for a... guitar lesson? I fancy strumming the guitar ;)

Person two: No sorry, no strum fun for my today, I don't have a plectrum on me.

by yakuzakitty April 19, 2009

Scrumping

the act of stealing apples, nothing more. Either stealing froma tree, orchard or store. The one who scrumps is called the scrump or scrumper.

When Glen asked about the apples, Phil said that he went scrumping at Todd's house.

by Arshakuni October 25, 2007