Bum Scrumbling

When you are accidentally sitting on an item or object that someone else or yourself is looking for.

Friend 1: ‘Where is my phone!?’
Friend 2: ‘You’re bum scrumbling it!’

by LEDjelly March 20, 2019

Pole scrubbing mustache

A mustache most commonly found on leather boys,i.e. Tom of Finnland. Must be large bushy and over the lip so that it scrubs the partners pole.

I dont know if Wilford Brimley is gay or not, I'm just saying he's got a pole scrubbing mustache.

by Brett Bennetts January 31, 2009

Scrubadingos

Idiots that think they are clever, are scrubadingos.

- You got 8 kills in a solo match, you scrubadingos .

by MaskedPooper February 17, 2018

scrubbing rust

another way of describing a useless task to be performed. similar to pushing water uphill, scrubbing rust is pointless to anyone with half a brain. therefore, most managers and supervisors can't understand why you don't want to do the job at hand.

big boss man-ok, after you get done pushing water uphill, you and eddie take apart that holding tank and start scrubbing rust. we need it super clean and sanitary.
me and eddie-you've got to be fucking kidding me!! how does scrubbing rust clean anything? it just wastes time.
big boss man-hey, i'm in charge around here, and you'll do as i say or you'll be fired! understood?
me and eddie-understood. fire away, asshole!!

by earpuller July 14, 2006

scrubbing bubbles

the most amazing little cleaning agent guys ever.
you spray it on your pisser and the bad goes away.
its like having sex slaves for your toilet.

i sprayed my pisser with scrubbing bubbles and god cleaned it.

by Dr. F Roy Dean Schlippe January 22, 2009

Scrumpling

A slightly derogatory term for a young annoying person shorter than yourself.

Little kid: Blah Blarg Yak Ug
Person 1: "Dude, your little brother is so annoying!"
Person 2: "I know, he's such a scrumpling."

by Pontmercy June 23, 2007

scrubbing plate

oral sex, vagina in particular

i walked into the bedroom and caught him with my girlfriend srubbing plate.

by frizz August 26, 2003