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Scroticular

When Bill sat on his nuts, he pinched a scroticular nerve
by Ryan O'Beirne July 25, 2003
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Scroteration

(Skro-tur-ay-shun)

1. A laceration on the scrotum most commonly caused by manscaping or rogue fly zippers.
Jill: Why do you keep grimacing when you sit down Jack?
Jack: I gave myself a scroteration last night
Jill: You gave yourself a what now?
Jack: FFS! I cut my ballbag shaving woman!
by Mr W to the R to the C November 25, 2011
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scrote shot

A shot taken by an individual (male or female) out of another mans scrotum. The scrotum is spread and cupped in a way to create a chalice or reservoir for the shot to sit in. While it was made famous and indeed popular by a bar called Banyan Bar in Thailand the first account was in a restaurant called Moorava on the same island. At this early stage a cut straw was used to drink the shot. It is now seen as churlish to use a straw to drink said shot and the ‘true form’ is considers to be lapping it like a cat with a saucer of milk.
Customer: Oh Barkeep I’d like to procure a scrote shot for me and my lovely lady friend?

Barman: Will you do the honour of providing the reciprocal for the lady or shall i?

Customer: You please sir. I’ve not shaved for weeks.
by Master Billy Bates March 7, 2014
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scrotiny

When someone stares really hard at your nutsack.
The prostitute had an extremely thorough screening process; she subjected me to intense scrotiny before allowing me to teabag her.
by JacksoffPollock April 11, 2014
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Uncle Scrote

The alpha male of the scrote class. All the qualities of a regular scrote magnified by other qualities such as, urinating on friends furniture, getting in fights with scrotes of the lower class, sleeping in a car for hours on end, stealing alcohol from their place of work, and being intoxicated at times of inconvenience.
Brendon is no average scrote, hes Uncle Scrote.
by The real Uncle Scrote October 18, 2011
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scrotege

n. a person who hangs around dicks in hopes of becoming of a dick
Q: Who's the guy with that asshole Tommy?
A: Oh, that Bill-his new scrotege.
by fascinatingnewthing February 19, 2009
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Scrotii

The Latin slang term first used under the reign of emperor Augustus and originated in the Lombardian Alps. Directly translated to multiple scrotums, Scrotii was mainly used to describe the neck scarves that the soldiers used to wear made of their dead foes scrotums. The soldiers used to wear these to keep their necks protected by the thick layer of skin and to help keep them warm through their mountainous treks.
Verified by Mr Stivens
My scrotii is covered in sweat
Use their scrotums to add too the thickness of your scrotii
I gifted my scrotii to your mother
The contents of my scrotii have gone rancid
by Women Moment May 4, 2021
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