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To cup your ass crack with your hand whilst cutting a fart, close the fart in your hand and then release it under someones nose.
by porkchop5k August 11, 2007
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Scrooge

Someone who is extremely selfish/tight/a fucktard/someone you want to kill. Does not like to share stuff with other people, o be nice to other people.

It originates from Charles Dickens "Scrooge" story. Scrooge was a man who hated christmas and everyone, and magically a ghost appears and at the end he learns that he should be nice, and then goes to an Xmas dinner and is nice to everyone....

Understand?
Jimmy: Hey, can I have a piece of bread please?
Scrooge type man: No you may not, just because I have an unlimited supply of bread, does not mwan you can have some.

Or...

Charlie: May I listen to your MP3 player with you?
Claire: NO YOU CAN NOT!!! JUST BECAUSE I HAVE 5000 SONGS ON IT, AND ALSO LISTEN TO IT NON STOP ALL DAY, DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN LISTEN!!
Charlie: Haha...stupid emo... *pushes claire out window*
by Cloud December 13, 2004
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Scrooge McDucked

A polite way of saying the F word. Used purely as an exclamation. In no way endorsed by Disney.
Whadaya mean all 4 engines are on fire! Man, we're Scrooge McDucked.
by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006
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shroomies

roommates (preferably college roommates) who also do 'shrooms together on a regular basis.
D00d, my roomies just became my shroomies.
by d00dz. September 29, 2010
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Scrooge Boner

An erection one gets during the holidays.
"Watching my cousin signing Christmas carols gave me a huge scrooge boner."
by This is not Brendan January 1, 2010
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Scrooge Syndrome

Scrooge Syndrome: When a person doesn't clearly understand something or certain topic when told once, making repetition happen constantly until awkward moment, making person explaining change mood to angry.(Suicidal)
(Mostly found in Luis')
"Hey, come to the nerd side, we have PI"
*Silence*
"Get it? "PI", as in Pie"
*Silence because other person suffers scrooge syndrome"
by Stoipidass October 22, 2011
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Facebook Scrooge

A person who is constantly complaining about the number of notifications they recieve on a status or tagged photo etc.
Often when they post a status which sparks a conversation between two others, resulting in a high notification count for the original status poster.
Jake Tyler is happy with his new iPhone.
John Barns: Ahh dude iPhone, that's sweet.
Jessie Farnsworth: Dude I've got an iPhone, it kicks ass.
John Barns: Jessie man, tell me about it. I've wanted one for so long!!!
Jessie Farnsworth: Well, it's small and black. Got a touch screen and everything!!!
Jake Tyler: Guys, I just got so many notifications, can you take this wall2wall.
John Barns: Dammit Jake, stop being such a Facebook Scrooge. We all know this is the only notification action you get.
Jessie Farnsworth: ROFLOL!!!1!!!!11
by slyg May 10, 2009
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