The Full Scrooge McDuck

Fucking on and or in a hoard of gold, a treasury/bank vault, or a pile of money.

Dating a bank manager has it's benefits, he gave me the full Scrooge McDuck in the vault last night.

by lunartic39 March 24, 2017

ebeneezer scrooge

used to describe, often in a negative manner, someone who is stingy and crafty. a jew, if you will.

bro a. "man, what are you like, ebeneezer scrooge?"
bro b. "fuck you buzz killington"
bro c. "shut up ebeneezer scrooge, stop being such a stinge on your fucking chips man"
bro b. "you can all suck my dick"
bro a. and bro c. "fucking ebeneezer scrooge."

by broseidon brahhh January 16, 2011

myspace scrooge

A person, usually a parent in her mid-30s to nearly fifty that hates MySpace and anything that has to do with, or related to sites such as MySpace.com.

Kid: *looks at MySpace*
MySpace Scrooge: What are you doing?
Kid: Nothing much, just chilling on the internet, checking my MySpace
MySpace Scrooge: You should not be looking at MySpace. You could be stalked by some creepy guy or something like that....
Kid: Yeah, yeah, yeah... fuck you!!! You are such as myspace scrooge

by Bill Nye the MySpace Guy January 9, 2008

scroomed

To be both screwed and doomed; completely FUBARed.

"I can't believe John killed that hooker - he's totally scroomed!"

by fishdogg May 25, 2006

Scroogled

What happens when Google Maps takes you to a trailer park with a sign that read "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again." instead of the Starbucks you had been searching for.

This term can be used any time Google Maps gives you bad driving directions.

So after driving around the same block for twenty minutes in the ghetto and nearly getting shot, I realized that there was no Barnes and Noble. I'd been painfully scroogled."

by Gypsy of the Old Folks Homes May 24, 2009

go Scrooge yourself

A phrase used when someone shows particular animosity towards the Christmas spirit, commonly to get them to bugger off and get with the season. Usually, it acts and supplements as a more personable and holiday appropriate way of telling someone 'go screw yourself'.

Person #1: Come on, turn off that Christmas music! It's so irritating!

Person #2: Don't be such a Grinch.

Person #1: Seriously, man. Don't make me come down their.

Person #2: You know what, dude? Go Scrooge yourself.

by ksamehtesol November 28, 2009

scrooped

screwed over; to be at ill-fate synonymous with: screwed

My mom caught me smoking last night; oh man , I'm so scrooped.

by urban master February 24, 2005