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Lodium Scrote-Fold

(v). 1. The act of jerking-off onto your own nut-sack and letting it drip into the mouth or anus of your partner (male or female).
1. "OMG jennifer, i cant belive you let me Lodium Scrote-Fold your ass last night your such a whore!"
by LS returns(tiny) January 10, 2009
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Scroller

A person that has had so many ER visits, that the scroll bar is needed to see them all. Previously called frequent flyers, but that implied that we appreciated their business and were happy to give them a discount for their return. The term scroller has more of a negative connotation, meaning someone that abuses the system.
From the book Haiku STAT!

Too many visits.
Scroll bar needed to see them.
You are a “scroller.”
by Haikuist August 6, 2012
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scrote boy

n. the littlest of christmas elves who is often relegated to cleaning the reindeer stalls of copious amounts of steaming shit as well as having phallis like toys tested on his bunghole prior to shipment; see also your dad
1) According to Mrs Claus, Bartholomew is this years scrote boy

2) Steve's dad is such a scrote boy
by cornfritter December 21, 2010
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Scrollaxing

Verb: To scroll through all of your personal email and social media on your couch or bean bag at the end of a hard day. You find this to be an effective way to decompress or chill.
I'll be scrollaxing until 7:00, but I'll meet you at the bar at 7:30.

"What are your plans for tonight bro?" "It's really cold outide so I think I'm just going to stay in and do some scrollaxing on my iPad."
by Harry Duh Hound Dog July 26, 2016
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scrote shot

A shot taken by an individual (male or female) out of another mans scrotum. The scrotum is spread and cupped in a way to create a chalice or reservoir for the shot to sit in. While it was made famous and indeed popular by a bar called Banyan Bar in Thailand the first account was in a restaurant called Moorava on the same island. At this early stage a cut straw was used to drink the shot. It is now seen as churlish to use a straw to drink said shot and the ‘true form’ is considers to be lapping it like a cat with a saucer of milk.
Customer: Oh Barkeep I’d like to procure a scrote shot for me and my lovely lady friend?

Barman: Will you do the honour of providing the reciprocal for the lady or shall i?

Customer: You please sir. I’ve not shaved for weeks.
by Master Billy Bates March 7, 2014
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Scroll Stopper

A picture so interesting (whether it be an amazing cosplay, an attractive person, or other) that it makes you stop scrolling on social media to stare at it and maybe give it a like or comment.
by Maestro-creep June 17, 2017
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Uncle Scrote

The alpha male of the scrote class. All the qualities of a regular scrote magnified by other qualities such as, urinating on friends furniture, getting in fights with scrotes of the lower class, sleeping in a car for hours on end, stealing alcohol from their place of work, and being intoxicated at times of inconvenience.
Brendon is no average scrote, hes Uncle Scrote.
by The real Uncle Scrote October 18, 2011
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