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Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

An extremely addicting game meant for birth control.
Dude! Have you heard of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim?

No

Dude, It'll blow your mind!

Really? Guess I'll try.

5 Days later, this man was reported missing.
by ganyi17 January 12, 2012
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scrod

The past passive pluperperfect of "to screw"
also
fish of the day.
Same thing
George realized he had been scrod by the used car dealer
by CableHills July 5, 2008
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Scrollies

Purportedly, the most helpless act of wasted time after repetitive scrolling down facebooks homepage. Once you realize you've got the scrollies you can't stop because the scrollies have taken over.
Quick, get off facebook before you get the scrollies!
That guy has been scrolling on his phone for hours. He must have the scrollies.

Patient: I get into this weird headspace where I need to keep scrolling and I can't stop until my friend yells at me to get off my phone.

Doctor: Textbook scrollies.
by Doctor Bakshy January 8, 2017
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scrodpiece

A crotch enhancement seen on the screen during a full body scan. It may offer protection from the rays or, with males, the appearance of being well endowed to the stranger checking you out for explosives.
"If you're flying back home from Amsterdam you best wear a scrodpiece"

" Bruce's lead scrodpiece lit up the scanner like a Christmas tree."
by Gerivan January 8, 2010
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Scrolliosis

The immobilization you catch from laying about, scrolling on your phone for hours.
"What you been up to today, Dave?"
"Ah, nothing man. I've been stuck on the couch with Scrolliosis."
by glitchenheimer August 5, 2020
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doom scrolling

Being unable to stop scrolling on social media. As in a doomed task for it isn’t productive. Can be positive and staying in touch with friends and family but unable to stop.
I didn’t get anything done today because I was doom scrolling.
by Dulced November 2, 2023
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how i scroll

It is a spin-off of "this is how I roll"

Can be understood as this is how one browses the internet. Some keep a pet nearby, others eat chips!
This is how I scroll **holds cat lap**
Yeah I scroll with my pringles in one hand, mouse in the other.
by wirelesscable August 22, 2011
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