The Screamers

When you have a terrible case of diarrhea and it sounds like someone is deflating a wet balloon the size of the Hindenberg.

"Oh my sack! I've just had the maddest case of the screamers!!

"Tom had the screamers so bad i could hear him from next door."

"Dude, i just gave birth to the antichrist! savage case of the screamers!"

by PinkyDrew June 11, 2008

Scroatee

A beard like formation of public hair found only on the scrotum. This is formed as the result of a man not shaving his scrotum (usually out of a fear of hurting himself) but shaving the rest of his pubic hair. The result is a rediculous looking patch of hair forming around the balls.

Alicia - "So I heard that you and Mike started getting pretty sexual... how's that going?"

Allison - "Not bad I guess..."

Alicia - "?"

Allison - "Well when I went to give him head I was glad he was shaved, but then I was really grossed out when I saw, and then felt, his Scroatee."

Alicia - "Ew! That's always so gross, not to mention rediculous looking."

by CleanShaved February 2, 2010

Bed scrapers

Breasts so large that they scrape the bed when engaging in intercourse in the doggy style position.

Hey Brad, have you seen the new receptionist? She's got some real bed scrapers

by Nicker_doodle September 23, 2016

Simon Kerr Dirt Scooters

The height of human evolution

Man 1: Look, it’s Simon Kerr Dirt Scooters!
Man 2: Collapses on the floor and dies in joy.

by professional gangster October 21, 2020

screamers

An internet prank that makes the audience stare into the screen intently, only to have them surprised by a loud scream, almost always coupled with a scary image.

The Maze (Scary Maze), Where's Waldo, relaxing car drive, What's Wrong With This Picture, all great examples of screamers.

by udusers1 July 31, 2012

sheet scrapers

Pejorative for long tits that hang down and rub on bedsheets while engaging in doggystyle sex.

Nice tits! Nah, take off the bra and you'll see she has sheet scrapers

by Polk County March 10, 2016

Scroate

An abbrevation for scrotum. Typically used to describe a person with the personality or looks of a ball sack.

He's such a fucking scroate.

by Trev October 3, 2003