Screenie

A fun abbreviation of "screenshot"

Example 1) "Hey Grayson send me the screenies after you text your girl Stephanie"

Example 2) Person A "Homie, you said we we meeting at 8"
Person B "No I didn't"
Person A "Yes you did, I have a screenie"
"Person B "Gosh darnit"

by Mrs Saturday August 27, 2018

Screener

Any video gamer that looks upon another player’s screen in order to gain an advantage by seeing where they are and what they are doing. One acceptable reprisal for this atrocious deed is a lengthy tea-bagging after the player’s character is killed.

My brother, the screener, tried to cheat at Halo 3 by looking at my screen so I tea-bagged his character.

by Jay Ru November 26, 2007

Screencap Addict

A variation of the classic internet troll, this version takes screencaps for everything his/her victims say and do and if they have an ED or Metokur article - adds them to the article.

They do not listen to reason and ignoring em doesn't work, they just keep on doing it.

"Man...he screencapped my journals 246 times already..."

"Sounds like you got a screencap addict on your hands there..."

"A Screencap Addict?"

"Yes, a member of the internet troll family."

by MM132 June 24, 2012

SCREENED

To be completely mesmerized by the screen on your "smart" phone.

Brad was unable to contribute in any way to the conversation because he was screened out.

by pRODIGAL1 January 8, 2012

screencream

To ejaculate at one's computer screen while having videosex with a partner or while masturbating to any image, sound, or text appearing on your screen. (verb) The ejaculate that lands on one's computer screen while having videosex or masturbating to content on one's screen. (noun)

I was online watching my girlfriend go at it with a Duke and Duchess, and I finished off with a mighty screencream just as she was peeling herself off the ceiling.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 11, 2010

scrupance

The scrupance. (scrup-ance) is the mess left behind after a period of sexual intercourse. often a mixture a sexual juices left on the surface at which a sexual act. has been performed, to scrupance means to lap up these juices in an erotic fashion e.g off of the bed, table or car

other uses include.
i fancy some scrupancing (licking some scrupance)

me and my girlfriend finished shagging, and i put the sheet in the bed to get rid of the scrupance.

or

i cleaned dave's car to get rid of the scrupance we left on the seat.

or

i licked the scrupance up as my girl friend fingered herself

by jack number 7 May 16, 2007

screencracker

Describes a persons somewhat unappealing expression in a photograph where the photograph is viewed digitally.

The word demonstrates the fact that the expression could "crack" the computer screen from which it is viewed.

That photo on facebook is a screencracker

by Bob oneill January 1, 2011