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When you send someone a text message "1" letter at a time to form a sentence vertically like scrabble. You turn 1 text message into 20+!! Best opportunity for success is when their sleeping or you know they aren't near their iPhone.

Emotions might include: Feeling special, afraid, anxious, or confused.

EXAMPLE: Dave (waking up hungover):

"Dude…...Frankie just sent me 22 text messages, what did I do last night??" looks at text message Awwww whatta dick, it's just a scrabble text!!

EXAMPLE: Female you meet night before at a bar (on her lunch break from work next day):
"WTH, just meet this guy last night and he's blowing up my phone. This fool is psycho, he just sent me 16 text messages?!?" looks at text message……Damn, I just got scrabble text!

by Mr. Toma May 2, 2014

Ham Scramble

The desperate attempt to tuck your junk back into your pants or under the covers after your mother walks in on you masturbating and giving yourself a hearty wanking.

Frank: Hey brahhhh! Why the long face?
Carl: Bad morning. I was giving myself of good old fashioned wank this morning before school and well.......mom walked in on me.
Frank: Were you able to Ham Scramble?
Carl: No. She handed me a tissue and walked out.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

degenerate junkie scramble

A last minute effort to cover at lest the risk amount of what looks to be a losing bet. When a single or series junkie parlay bets don't look like they're going to pay out, a gambler does degenerate junkie scramble. This involves frantically betting on late night sporting events without conducting any substantial research at all.

degenerate gambler A: why is the account balance so low?
degenerate gambler B: I did a degenerate junkie scramble last night to try and secure some type of profit for us, but all were unsuccessful

by dmbx7 July 2, 2008

Sea Urchin Scramble

The act of inserting a sea urchin inside a woman's asshole and proceeding to produce friction due to the intense rub of the sea urchin, causing internal bleeding to the victim.

Boss: "why the fuck are you late to work today, mate?"
Client: "sorry man, me and my girl were doing the Sea Urchin Scramble last night so I had to take her to the ER."
Boss: "did it feel good tho?"

by JesusLover9000 September 7, 2019

scrambled porn

The kind of porn you watch when you were in your early teens because you were too afraid of getting caught look at porn on the internet. Usually the spice channel or playboy late at night on a basic cable box. The screen would fuzz in and out of clear pictures where you could see the people clearly but all wierd colors and usually no sound(mind didn't).

I watched scrambled porn for 2 years before I got the courage to look at porn on the computer.

by I'm watching you wank August 25, 2006

scalable

Easily changed in proportions.

This project is scalable up to a national level.

by Will October 2, 2003

schnabled

/ˈsh-na-bil-d/

adjective

1. Under the influence of both drugs and alcohol while working at a datacenter answering support tickets.

verb

2. To royally screw something up.

"He was fucking schnabled last night when he replied to that customer's ticket."

"Looks like he schnabled the ticket again so we have to reinstall the whole fucking operating system."

by concernedcitizen81 April 18, 2014