feed a stoner scrambled eggs

A term derived form Comedy Central airings of "The Big Lebowski." It was used to substitute "Fuck a stranger in the ass" in the infamous "you see what happens" scene. It means fuck a stranger in the ass. It is used in conjunction with "find a stranger in the alps."

You see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps? This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs!

by Batsmoothiemigo April 24, 2011

scrambled guts

When You're Dick Is Deep In Her Pussy You Start Hitting Guts

Scrambled Guts:
Damn B, I Scrambled Her Guts Last Night.

by Savage_ralph #ShoutOutAri January 3, 2017

Scrambled Porn

Porn that you just can't quite make out, but if you watch it real close, you may be able to make out a breast or two.

Man, I was watching some scrambled porn and could have sworn I saw either a breast or maybe it was a testicle, but whatever it was, it still got me aroused.

by TheCroatian February 2, 2009

sign scramblers

Vandals who like to rearrange letters on signs, into vulgar or funny phrases.

(sign on side of road): FARTSNAD
Fartsnad? Those wacky sign scramblers!

by Fartsnadknocker June 23, 2004

scrambled jizzoke

when you blow your load on a girls forehead and you dirty dick it and stip it up

I totally scrambled jizzoked Kyle's mom last night

by gregmaster April 18, 2010

Scraples

Any sort of residual product left over from the original more pure or larger product. Commonly, this residual product is considered less desirable then its original product, even though they are often times one in the same.

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm think we're out of peanuts.
Guy 2: No, I made sure to leave you some scraples of them at the bottom of the bag.
Guy 1: Scraples! Damn it if i was not so hungry I would say no.
Guy 2: Its scraples man, its just what you were looking for.
Guy 1: Yeah I guess your right, they are still peanuts.

by DanDanthecaveman April 20, 2013

Scrambled Smegs

When a dude with a filthy cheesedick and a slut with a smegma riddled pussy have hot, sweaty sex.

I had cheesedick so bad that I decided to go fuck a homeless woman and make a little scrambled smegs. The sex was hot. The smell was not.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018