The act of trying to pair up with someone quickly at the end of a bar / club night, especially when drunk. Kind of like sexual musical chairs. Also known as a 1:59er.
Kelley: What happened to Camilla last night? I thought she was going with us to the Waffle House?
Jamison: Nah, she got picked up in the 2 o'clock scramble by that guy she was dancing with all night.
Kelley: Eeew! The balding one?
Jamison: Yep! I bet she won't be happy when she wakes up next to him!!!!
Jamison: Nah, she got picked up in the 2 o'clock scramble by that guy she was dancing with all night.
Kelley: Eeew! The balding one?
Jamison: Yep! I bet she won't be happy when she wakes up next to him!!!!
by tryingtogetleid April 14, 2009
Get the 2 o'clock scramble mug.When you place a collection of Scrabble(TM) game pieces into your partner's rectal cavity and have them eject the letters from their anus onto a Scrabble(TM) game board. The winner is the first one to spell a coherent word in this manner.
Listen Mary Sunshine, why don't you go play ass scrabble with your boyfriend and stop bothering me every fucking five seconds.
by Something Tremendous September 5, 2009
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by kira8j April 29, 2021
Get the Scrambled egg baby mug.The desperate attempt to tuck your junk back into your pants or under the covers after your mother walks in on you masturbating and giving yourself a hearty wanking.
Frank: Hey brahhhh! Why the long face?
Carl: Bad morning. I was giving myself of good old fashioned wank this morning before school and well.......mom walked in on me.
Frank: Were you able to Ham Scramble?
Carl: No. She handed me a tissue and walked out.
Carl: Bad morning. I was giving myself of good old fashioned wank this morning before school and well.......mom walked in on me.
Frank: Were you able to Ham Scramble?
Carl: No. She handed me a tissue and walked out.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
Get the Ham Scramble mug.A last minute effort to cover at lest the risk amount of what looks to be a losing bet. When a single or series junkie parlay bets don't look like they're going to pay out, a gambler does degenerate junkie scramble. This involves frantically betting on late night sporting events without conducting any substantial research at all.
degenerate gambler A: why is the account balance so low?
degenerate gambler B: I did a degenerate junkie scramble last night to try and secure some type of profit for us, but all were unsuccessful
degenerate gambler B: I did a degenerate junkie scramble last night to try and secure some type of profit for us, but all were unsuccessful
by dmbx7 July 2, 2008
Get the degenerate junkie scramble mug.The act of inserting a sea urchin inside a woman's asshole and proceeding to produce friction due to the intense rub of the sea urchin, causing internal bleeding to the victim.
Boss: "why the fuck are you late to work today, mate?"
Client: "sorry man, me and my girl were doing the Sea Urchin Scramble last night so I had to take her to the ER."
Boss: "did it feel good tho?"
Client: "sorry man, me and my girl were doing the Sea Urchin Scramble last night so I had to take her to the ER."
Boss: "did it feel good tho?"
by JesusLover9000 September 7, 2019
Get the Sea Urchin Scramble mug.An argument over the legitimacy of a word played in Scrabble. Also used to describe the bickering and accusations that come with challenging the use of an awkward word.
Alternate spelling: Scwabble Sqwabble
Alternate spelling: Scwabble Sqwabble
by taro sez October 4, 2011
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