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scomer

Noun, plural -s; Verb, scomered, scomer-ing; Interjection; Adjective; Article; Preposition;

-noun
1. anything that is in any way good on any level.
2. a defecation.
3. something to eat.
4. an article of clothing.
5. a person who has accomplished something worthwhile or beneficial to the wellbeing of those around him.
6. any such act.
7. a pleasant aroma, taste, sound, sight or touch.
8. a particularly enjoyable sexual encounter.

-verb
1. accomplishing anything that is in any way good on any level.
2. defecating.
3. eating something particularly good.
4. wearing an appealing, flattering, thinning or otherwise attractive article of clothing.
5. doing something worthwhile or beneficial to the wellbeing to those affiliated with him.
6. being someone performing any such act.
7.a. perceiving a pleasant aroma, taste, sound, sight or touch.
7.b. creating any such sensation.
8. performing a pleasurable sexual encounter.

-adjective
1. having attributes that can be affiliated in any way with any of the above definitions.

-article
1. that.
2. which.
3. the.
4. my.
5. his, hers.

-preposition
1. under.
2. over.
3. next to.
4. behind.
5. near.

(deriv: ModEng Sco-Mer < ME < OE < L Scoltura + Mericulus equiv. to Scote + Merim)
"Scomer, I seriously just scomered the scomerest scomer!"
(Meaning: "My friend, in all honesty, to express the size of the defecation I just evicted from my bowels, I would need to utilize my extensive vocabulary to the utmost - therefore I shall simply say it was large.")

"Hey, you look pretty scomer tonight, Sally."
(Meaning: "You are an attractive female with whom I would like to copulate, Sally.")

"SCOMER!"
(Meaning: "DAMN!" "YES!" "WHAT?" "SWEET!" "NO!" "OKAY!")

"Scomer."
(Meaning: Anything you want it to mean.)
by Heinyken January 2, 2009
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scoser

a person who thinks/trys to be a scene kid, but is really just a poser.
stephanie- look at my skinny jeans and bright shirt. i think i look really sce... i mean... cute today.

me- you look like a scoser...

stephanie- whats that?

me- oh, nothing!
by blahblahblahhh. May 18, 2008
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scoler

an interesting series of text messages recieved under one name but accused of being written by another.
I got a scoler last night.
by drinking water October 27, 2008
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sconer

A male sexual response to the deliciousness of scones.
Damn! Those scones are delicious! I think I have a sconer.
by Bchickenlittle February 12, 2010
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Sconer

When a woman that has very sturdy hands Phthalates a man to wake him in the morning.
Betsy gave Andy a 5AM sconer this morning before she fed the chickens.
by CloudyDay February 12, 2010
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scovered

When you have been drinking all night and end up at the Waffle House. You order your hash browns scattered and covered, but slur the two words together, you order them scovered !
In a drunken fashion, you order your hash browns scattered and covered, but slur the two words together, you order them scovered !
by WoodyTalongodT May 22, 2017
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scowering

To cower while scowling.
Being the sore loser that she is, she's over there scowling in the corner.
by _Nikki_ July 3, 2005
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