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scouring the pipes

1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).

2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.

3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually

4. What you do when there is nothing to do

5. What you do when your family is not home

6. The reason people watch porn.

7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
Scouring the pipes (Masturbation) protects against Prostate Cancer. Men who Scour their pipes more than 5 times a week in their 20's are 33% less likely to develop the

most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.
by zingeraddict October 4, 2011
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scountful

Boogie; critical of other people’s cleanliness.
Who made the portal salad? Girl you scountful as hell.
by Juelz704 August 12, 2018
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scoundrel's luck

A special type of luck that comes from getting away with doing bad things.
The man had an amazing level of scoundrel's luck. He could get away with murder if he wanted to.
by bobhihih February 26, 2019
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Scoundrit

Someone who is so mentally deficient that they give themselves a genetic disorder
Person 1: Dan just fell down a flight of stairs after doing a fortnite dance
Person 2: Wow, what a fucking scoundrit
by IronManTwoPartTwo March 12, 2019
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scoundrels night

The night before Valentine’s Day. Date night in the day before Valentine’s Day in order to avoid the crowd and busy restaurants.
My wife and I are going to dinner on scoundrels night this year.
by Sambiase January 25, 2023
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Scourange

To search rapidly for something.
My girl was chillin back on the bed waitin for my tallywhacker while I scouranged through my things to find my prophylactic.
by ginkelsnizzy January 24, 2010
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Scornge

A bowel movement deposited in a toilet bowl that sticks up out of the water.
I ate so many burritos last night that in the morning I scornged the toilet.
by HardCorvallis March 14, 2009
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