Angry Scotsman

Getting a reacharound from an angry Scotsman with a beard that rests on your shoulder awkwardly

Got an angry Scotsman last night

by Wise_old_wolf February 2, 2022

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Strawberry Scotsman

The strawberry Scotsman is a alcoholic cocktail constisting of 500 ml (~17.6 fluid ounces) of strawberry cider , and 2 shots of Scottish whiskey (assuming the whiskey is 40% abv)

Hey bro , I'll have a strawberry Scotsman

by gayostioporosis March 5, 2023

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Reverse Scotsman

When a Scotsman plays the bagpipes with his ass.

Did you see the Cabor Toss? They opened with a reverse Scotsman.

by SuperIllegalSalvager December 14, 2023

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The Dumbass Scotsman

A person who's idol is Stig of the Dump. He loves to dress like a tramp and loves his Stig of the Dump cologne (Which has a scent of shit in it).

The Dumbass Scotsman normally has either a J or a K in his initials. In some circumstances a mixture of the two can cause serious malfunction of the persons common sense.

by wurly_45678 October 16, 2008

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A father-son team that is so Giga goatified that they treat each other like brothers. Extra points if they both play guitar. Extra Extra points if they have a combined IQ under 90.

Originated from a large city in California

"Yo, that dad and his son are so close!" "I know bro, they're just like Zott and Scottary!"

by Amorbius October 3, 2022

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Zott and Scottary

A father-son duo that is so Giga Goatified, that they act like brothers. Extra points if they both play guitar. Extra Extra points if they have a combined IQ of 5 or under.

Originated from a large city in California.

"Yo, that dude and his son are so close!" "I know bro, they're a regular Zott and Scottary!"

by Amorbius October 3, 2022

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