scrotosynthesis

when a scrotal sack becomes entirely inserted inside the vagina.

"put em in, gary." "what do you mean, 'put em in?'" "your balls." "the whole thing? you like that? is that even possible?" "yeah, i'm way into scrotosynthesis." "there's a word for that?" "i know this is a lot to take in. don't be scared. it'll all make sense once scrotosynthesis is achieved."

by spacemoose February 27, 2014

Scoots440

When a guy sticks 440 anal beeds in his ass and after he pulls them out, slids, or "scoots" he ass across the carpet for the sensation, it ofter leaves a shit trail because the anus is loosened by the beeds.

Tony likes running at West Point because he can scoots440 on the carpeted track.

by anonymous January 22, 2003

Scrotosis

Scrotosis is the rotting away of the scrotum.

Bill: "I think I have scrotosis"
Tom: "Why's that?"
Bill: "Cause my scrotum is rotting, partially missing, and one off my nuts is on the outside hanging there"
Tom: "That sounds awful!"
Bill: "Not really. It's keeping my nuts from getting stuck to the side of my leg"

by Raven Skyhhhhh April 11, 2010

scoots

awful, bad, etc.

That layout is scoots!

by chickendrop August 11, 2008

ScootsMagoo

Moderator of the Something Awful Forums, who also created the "Chuck Norris Facts" internet craze. Well known for his "WHATS A MATTA YOU?" catchphrase.

ScootsMagoo walked down the street.

by Anonymousse January 8, 2006

scootys and cuties

Fast movers and cute persons

The scootys and cuties did not take long to get in the swing of things.

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

Scoots T-hom

1)(adjective)A guy who is extremely sexy and/or has a nice ass.

2)(noun)The hottest boarder guy out there.

1)Oh my god! He has a scoots t-hom ass!
2)Oh my god! It IS Scoots T-hom!(wets pants)

by Aisha reppin E-town whoo! December 5, 2003