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Scooter Spoofing

Scooter spoofing is a term coined by Charles Gorenflo Sr. in the 1940's to answer his children's questions about his and his wife's plans. When going ballroom dancing they say, going scooter spoofing. This required no explanation because the rules are as follows:
No children are allowed to go

No children are allowed to engage in scooter spoofing activities Children cannot question anybody that is going or has recently returned from scooter spoofing

Children are not allowed to speculate as to what scooter spoofing actually is

Children will find out what scooter spoofing is when they are old enough to participate
Charles Gorenflo Jr.'s wife, Dolores Malone Gorenflo, expanded the rules :
Children will be allowed to go scooter spoofing at the age of 13, accompanied by a known scooter spoofed

Age 13 and older scooter spoofers are not allowed to respond to any questions with any answers that do not follow the original rules Any answer scooter spoofing participants gives that do not follow the original rules will be denied and the person given a life long scooter spoofing ban
The descendants and close family friends of the Gorenflo's have kept this tradition alive and the term is known to have spread throughout the southern United States. It is now often used as a loose term to mean "going out and engaging in adult activities" but it's main purpose continues to be discouraging children from inquiring as to their parents evening plans.
Where are ya going Daddy?
Me and your mom are going scooter spoofing
What's that?
Your too young to know, you'll find out when you are older
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"That bitch is a cooter scooter"
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Coughing to protest people wasting air on wholesome things. Shouting down an existence without getting called out.
Did you notice this year Nemii only stops coughing to speak and not the other way around? Or when she liked what she heard?

Bro that's shooter's cough. She allergic to truth stop being so damn authentic it brings the worst out. You're gonna get us killed or worse.
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“I wanna play a drinking game that involves something other than a fucking ping-pong ball in a cup”
“Let us play Shooter’s Shot!”
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Lone Shooter's Phone 

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Rubik's Cube Shooter 

A mixed drink made by blending a Rubik's Cube into very fine pieces, then mixing it with vodka, or gin. It is best served at room temperature, in a shot glass, or tumbler.

The unique property of the drink is the relatively swift intoxication that follows its consumption. Upon drinking a Rubik's Cube Shooter, the pieces of the cube make dozens of small lesions on the esophagus, resulting in the immediate dispersal of the alcohol into the bloodstream.

Due to its immediate effects and potential health risks, RCS have recently come under scrutiny by some health officials and the American Association of Bartenders. Currently though, there are no laws against such a drink, and it continues to gain popularity on the college scene.
Give me a Rubik's Cube Shooter tonight Tom- I'm skipping the stomach!
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