a woman scorned

A woman rejected in love can be very angry and dangerous. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. There is nothing as unpleasant as a woman who has been offended or whose love has not been returned.

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"

by Kerzell January 28, 2014

stoned

when you go on urban dictionary at 2:09 in the morning after smoking like 10 bowls of really good weed and eating 3 bags of doritos.

Dude, Im really stoned and i just ate 3 bags of doritos

by highbastard1 January 17, 2009

Scondog

A native of Wisconsin who devotes their life to the Packers, deer hunting, pickup trucks, and country music. Sometimes these creatures can be difficult to spot due to their camouflaged attire, but the cargo shorts and cutoffs are a dead give away. Some claim to be light beer connoisseurs, and many fancy themselves as cheese experts. Rarely seen outside of their small towns or farms.

After a long day of cow milking, the scondog cracked open and put on the packers game.
Upon completion of their pilgrimage to the promised land, Green Bay, the scondogs guzzled an entire case of miller lite before the pregame even started.

by Constellation Crew January 31, 2018

stonedalicious

Description of a (often average) food or beverage, artificially enhanced by the use of marijuana.

Fratboy: "Dude. This is the most stonedalicious toast I've ever eaten!"

by DanoNYC February 28, 2007

sconzed

Broken in a crippling sort of way. Something central to operations of the thing is severed, damaged, or impaired as to not allow it to function properly.

Man, Steve musta been surfin' for porn on my laptop yesterday because now it's totally sconzed and only boots to safe-mode.

by chip-ky June 12, 2007

Scoped

1) to have spotted or noticed something.

2) to spy on or check out to make sure its ok.

Ex. 1)
P1: come look, ive just scoped the fittest bird!!
P2: wow she is fit but ive seen better.

Ex. 2)
P1: i need to get to the shops but i dont want to bump into laura
P2: ill go scope it out to see if she's working today

by forder89 April 19, 2010

scone trick

When a joint has been left to go out for fear of servere stoned'ness,then passed on.

"here, burger lids, you let the biff go out again, proper scone trick!"

by sshleptenspiel March 1, 2009