scumerfield

a shitty expensive shop whose real name is sumerfield. very expensive for students.

scumerfield is the worst shop in the whole of broomhill!!

by sheffer's bloke January 5, 2005

Schmerlz

When one performs an act of utter stupidity or destruction with an element of innocence, much like the character Lenny from "Of Mice and Men."

On a rainy camping trip, Dan pulled a Schmerlz when he tried to join his brothers in their tents but ended up tearing every tent to shreds much like a baby cub.

by ydassa June 30, 2009

Somerfield

A place where junkies to hang out. multiple security guards roam the store *small store*

Junkie 1: Need a can of tuna from Somerfield

Junkie 2: Cool lol

by King Junkie June 23, 2018

Somers High School

A school where more people smoke weed then people who don’t

Me :Bro I just lost my Xanax

Friend : Fuck bro that sucks let’s look for them

Me : oh wait I poped them I’m just too clapped

Somers High School

by Anonymous6548 August 22, 2019

Scoper

Another word for spastic. Came into use when the Spastic's Society changed it's name to Scope.

You Scoper!
You're such a Scoper!
Scoooper!

by KiBe April 29, 2003

Chaz Somers

A sexy, hockey playing canadian.

Loves sarcasm and frequent trips to "dons." (McDonalds)

Person 1- "Wow, look at that hot canadian playing hockey and eating a big mac"
Person 2- "Oh thats just Chaz Somers"

by chazSomersLoverrr February 19, 2011

Somerville

Most densely packed city in New England, where gentrification is cleverly disguised as "beautifying the city." Where you can forfeit an entire salary on parking tickets alone. Where yuppies hold forum on the dire need for more coffee shops, where an entire arts display under a decrepit bridge was once pillaged overnight, where you can find every ethnicity on the face of the earth, where Davis square has become the mecca of yuppiedom, where Ikea will inevitably lure more traffic than an 18-wheeler jackknife at rush hour, where the most disturbing and bizarre crimes occur, and where Barack Obama once lived.

Yuppie - After having lived in Somerville for a total of 8 months, reading a few Somerville Journal and Wikipedia articles, and having a firmly vague grasp on the history of 'my' city, I shall make a hip definition to liberate the once somerville-barren urban dictionary.

by Firescape November 1, 2009