Scientology: The latest fad amongst celebrities. Requires spending an ungodly amount of money, which, of course, celebrities are attracted to. See L. Ron Hubbard and Tom Cruise.
Donating money to charities was so 5 minutes ago! Lets all go pour our money into some fake "Church" created by a Sci-Fi author!!
Scientology in a Nutshell
Scientology in a Nutshell
by I Club Seals September 26, 2007
Bush's administration is so bad at hiding things and all the crap they say just comes off as scientology.
by thread January 27, 2008
A religion based on intimidation and dishonesty.
A cuckoo religion that gets a high off suing the pharmaceutical corporations.
practiced by Tom Cruise, Kirstie Alley and John Travolta.
A cuckoo religion that gets a high off suing the pharmaceutical corporations.
practiced by Tom Cruise, Kirstie Alley and John Travolta.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com January 22, 2008
scientology, derived from the latin meaning douche
he who is a member of a salvery scam *cough* religion written by a science fiction writer who claimed he could make a religion if we wanted to and that the best way to enslave people is to tell them that there free, this very same man suddenly became a prophet and created the tottally legit and believable religion bollocksology.
he who is a member of a salvery scam *cough* religion written by a science fiction writer who claimed he could make a religion if we wanted to and that the best way to enslave people is to tell them that there free, this very same man suddenly became a prophet and created the tottally legit and believable religion bollocksology.
non scientologist: woah man look at all these stupid scientology douchebags hanging around
scientologist: just because ive cut myself off from my family morgaged my home, given every penny i have to the church and killed people for the mighty prophet tom cruise doesnt mean im a douche dammit!
scientologist: just because ive cut myself off from my family morgaged my home, given every penny i have to the church and killed people for the mighty prophet tom cruise doesnt mean im a douche dammit!
by TheTruthOfAnonymous November 04, 2009
A religion created by L. Ron Hubbard, which believes that the human souls are actually of aliens from ancient. Major selling point is that Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Isaac Hayes are all scientologists. See South Park Episode for more detail. The irony is that South Park made fun of scientology, a seemingly white religion, and the only black voice on the show was offended and quit. ROFLMAO.
by SoloingMaverick March 19, 2006
A safe-haven for gay celebrities to hide their sexual preference, with maximum protection (not to mention funding) from cult members.
Hi... I'm a closet homosexual- does this "Scientology" have enough money to create a whole new heterosexual perosona for myself? Yes?!! FABULOUS, darling...
by Lillylyd November 11, 2006
Omg! Tom Cruise is so stupid because of his extreme amouunt money he combusted and became a member of scientology just like michael Jacckson, when he turned rich he decided to fuck lil boys and turn white....waaa fucking hooooo yay to all of you combusted fuckers
by miamiheatonfire3 August 26, 2006