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Schweepee

a new breed of sophist, highly trained on rethoric. A Schweepee has the word power to turn a catholic priest in a full blown atheist or vice versa. Keeper of all things dogma, a Schweeps (abreviation) always carries a full library of philosophy, theological, art theory books with intents to persuade the listener into mind fucking chaos. His arch enemy is a Ramalho. A Schweeps is also known to masturbate only to the sound of Bach.
Schweepee:"...According to the most nobel Emanuel Kant I'm going to present you with the ultimate truth, that only I, as God on earth.."
Ramalho:"Shut the fuck up puta! keep your Kunt!"
by stoneydopey August 29, 2007
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Schwenked

Verb-
1.To be owned by, in relation to, or not at all, by Mr. Schwenk (God Bless His Name) or any one els.
2. To become extreemly angry or happy at something or someone.

Noun-
3. to refer to a Faux Hawk in any way.
1. "hey Gick you just got Schwenked!" "shut up man!"
2. *fail test* "Schwenk this!"
3. "hey diggin the Schwenk cut!"
by Doctorspaz May 15, 2011
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Dirty Schweppes Guy

A man who hasn't cut or washed his hair since the 4th grade. It wears the same shirt for about two weeks straight before changing to a new one. Drives a 2006 Suby or a big black van. He can't grow a beard but he can grow a mean scum stache. His scum burns (side burns) really tie the whole outfit together though. The Schweppes is the most important part though. It drinks a 2 liter of warm Schweppes every single day
by Guy Harry September 12, 2017
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The Schleppers

A Jewish gang originating from Northwest Santa Rosa CA, they often get into shoot outs with their rival gang the “Guinea fowl.” A group of irate birds that border the Schlepper territory.
Look at The Schleppers!”
“Best keep out birds away from them.”
by Shadow707light June 30, 2022
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woke the schweed

another way to say “smoke the weed” but so only top-notch stoners will understand you
i’m gonna go woke the schweed if you wanna come
by lexsace June 30, 2021
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schweppe

Racial slur referring to Jews meaning filth, dirty, evil, etc.
Schweppes are money grubbers.
by Mora November 28, 2007
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schweppy

a word that can be used when something is cool or awesome or makes you say "Niccceeee" Schweppy! Can also be used as a nick name for a penis.
example one: I just got a new trampoline! ...SCHWEPPY!


example two: i saw this kid's schweppy in the locker room and it was huge!
by cleverdahling February 18, 2009
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