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schwerer gustav

The single largest cannon ever built and used in history. Designed by Krupp Industries it was used during WWII by the Nazi's only against the Russians.

The Scwerer Gustav is classified as a Supercannon, measuring at a whoping 800mm Calibur, it could only be transported on a double set of rail tracks (also making it a railway gun).

It could punch through 15 meters of Concrete and 5 meters of solid metal armor. Unfortunately it was destroyed near the end of the war to prevent capture. One of its' shells is on display in a Polish war museam.

A second gun "Dora" was also built but dismantled, and a third was planned by never started.
That is some BIGASS MUTHA FUCKIN GUN -

Ja, es ist Schwerer Gustav, eine Ubergun -
by CommandoDude March 24, 2008
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schweff

Guy who befriends attractive females he fancies but doesn't have the balls to ask them out.
Content to merely hang around them all the time. A sort of straight gal pal. His schweffing often alienates him from his male counterparts.
'Man, Is Paddy sitting beside Laura again today?'
'Yeah, That guy is such a schweff!'
by poy46 March 22, 2009
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Schaeferville

1. a township within the confines of Pekin Illinois where there seems to be no zoning or regard for pollution. In this township, almost every single house has been neglected for years and they resemble a crack house. Also rent is never more that $100 a month.

2. a retirement haven for drug dealers and alcoholics.

3. the ghetto in Pekin, IL.
I'm not going to her house, she lives in Schaeferville!
by JMAN9460 March 24, 2011
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Schweiner

The word often said by a highly unadaptable person with a terrible lisp, trying to say the word "weiner"
Ehhhhey Shonnnny, i shee your schweiner.
by Lisppy McLisperson June 16, 2011
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Schweizer Bakery

The Schweizer Bakery is similar to a dutch oven. It is the act of farting in a car and then immediately stepping out and closing the door, trapping the other occupants of the vehicle in with your ass gas. This is most effective when you're stopping somewhere briefly, i.e. a store, to run in briefly while others are inclined to wait in the car.
Dave pulled into the quicky mark to buy a slurpee. His girlfriend said she would wait in the car--and he totally trapped her in the Schweizer Bakery!
by tacotuesdays3 March 27, 2009
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Alex Schweikert

The type of guy who dates a girl for money and then breaks up with her right away
"Wow, he dated that blonde for $5. He is such an Alex Schweikert!"
by xcocdcod February 25, 2020
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Schweff

a boy who disregards his friends to get with a girl but never has the balls to do anything so they end up life long friends. and nothing more.

also known as a rech.
'where did you go last night, didnt see much of you'
'i stayed at a friends'
'did you stay over at sarah's?'
'yeh but nothing happened, but i walked across the room whilst she was on skype to her boyfriend'
'you massive schweff!!'
by Ben Moat September 26, 2009
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