schwang

A slang term for the penis in the erectoral state. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

Noun: "Dude I was sitting on his lap and suddenly the schwang just like came out of nowhere..."
Verb: "He totally schwanged on me man!"

by streamteamasia April 14, 2006

schwarzing

The act of impersonating critically acclaimed actor/governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger by means of quoting lines from one of his many movies and/or imitating his distinct, Austrian accent. It is a very common trend that has has appeared many times throughout popular culture such as in cartoons and television shows. It can usually spark a series of Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions if done around a group of people who are familiar with said schwarzing.

Guy: "HEHEHAHH!! HONEY! LOOK AT MAH MOSCLES, DEYAH BULGING WEET SUCH FEEEUUUURRRYYY! HEHUAAGGHHH!!"

Girl: "..really sweetheart? You've been schwarzing all afternoon..maybe it's time to give it a rest."

Guy:"IT'S NOT A TUMAH!!"

Girl:"Wait, what?"

Guy:"GET TO DEH CHOPPA!!!"

Girl:"..."

Random Bystander: "HEHEHYAAAHHH!! I HEARD YOU SCHWARZING FROM OVAH DEUH! MIND IF I JOIN?!"

Guy:"HEHEYAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!"

Girl: "FML"

by Konchii March 21, 2010

schwing schwang

an erect penis.

Matt had a giant schwing schwang when he saw Erika strutting around in her lingerie.

by udo stanferd June 14, 2009

schwang

Verb; the act of seeing a hot girl

SCHWANG! To the left

by HEDGY May 15, 2010

schwaaang

the sound effect you make when you pull something like a toy sword out of your pocket

hold up, let me get mah toy sword, schwaaang"

by Docktah DEF August 1, 2007

scheaming

A girl who acts loyal but has sex with other dudes, never wife up a scheamer

She's scheaming on her boyfriend and he don't even know

by Jksskj00 June 23, 2014

Schwang

To have sexual relations with. A combination of schlong, wang, and bang.

"Dude, you schwanged his mom."
"She was going to let me schwang her."

by JADrI April 24, 2017