schwabbin

The state of being so bake that everything starts to look animated - half real & half cartoon - like the charles schwab commercials.

google search charles schwab commercial to see an example.

(tyler): yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
(ryan): what does that even mean?
(tyler): you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.

by decepticons_go May 30, 2009

schwaang

A adjective that describes something just so overly awesome and amazing. Or used as a victorious exclamation. Even used as a greeting. {NOT a penis)

Taylor: Dude! I just so lived after jumping off that bridge!
Anna: That's really schwaang.

Maddie: I just aced my Spanish! Yesss!
Megan: Schwaang!!

Taylor: Hey Megan
Megan: Schwaang. Hey Maddie.
Maddie: Hi. Word, Anna.
Anna: Schwaang!

by Kiariku January 5, 2008

Schwabbed

Getting completely screwed over to the effect of it changing your entire life.

Pete: "Did you hear that Mark's wife asked him to move out of the house?"

Phil: "Oh man, treated."

Pete: "Yeah Mark said they are getting divorced dude..."

Phil: "Divorced? Holy crap schwabbed."

by M. Veener March 27, 2010

Schwarber'd

When a local establishment holds a raffle for a jersey, but you are convinced you have been bamboozled, hoodwinked or lied to about the winning raffle ticket.

The local bar had a raffle and we think we were schwarber'd

by schwarber'd October 25, 2016

schaab

Schaab the last name of the most handsome and kind person you will ever meet. You don't want to pass up a man like this, he's always caring for others and would do anything for a girl. Listens to you, respects and is hilarious

Damn that's Schaab over there whoever gets him is so lucky

by Soccerballer675 February 28, 2018

Heated Schwabadooby

A substance? It can be whatever you want it to be...

Do you want some Heated Schwabadooby?

by Risketz May 16, 2022

schwaag

1: shitty weed. cheap regular commercial ganja, usually compressed and full of seeds.

2: anything that sucks.

weed ganja herb swag shwag hippies stoners

Yo, I got this schwaag for like ten dollars an ounce, any takers?

or
That kid's schwaag.

or
Schwaag, I've stepped in dogshit barefoot again!
or
Schwaag dog, get out the kitchen!
or
Schwaag hippie, no doses!!!

by wandering a June 2, 2009