Scruffy Joe

An individual with the Scruff is one handsome, suave, witty, caring Joe.
Well known for excessive cheesiness and the ability to make one laugh uncontrollably.

In short, a Scruffy Joe is everything you are not and could never be.
Known as 'Mark' to the non-Scruff's.

Non Scruff: Joe, you so Scruff!!
Scruffy Joe: Don't I know.

by Wheeze February 13, 2008

scuffin up my dunks

when your ballin ass crispy shoes get dirt and or debris on them. generally white shoes like fubus or some jordans or any kind of gangsta ass kicks you reppin to be fresh to death. scuffin usually occurs when getting arrested by th cops, someone stepping on your shoes, getting evicted or paying child support.

deavon: yo dog are those your crispy nigga dunks dem shoes is fucking fresh yo

Tre: yeah but those busted ass cops be scuffin up my dunks when they came in my place cuz i didnt pay rent! i need a fresh new pair now

deavon: i feel ya dog fuckin cops always be scuffin up a niggas dunks

by ipwnblacks September 4, 2010

Apple Scruff

1. A member of the Beatles fan group, the "Apple Scruffs". The Apple Scruffs were a group of hardcore Beatles fans in the late 1960s and early 1970s. They were known to camp out in front of Abbey Road studios and the houses of the members of the Beatles (esp. Paul McCartney).

2. A diehard Beatles fan.

"Now I've watched you sitting there
Seen the passers-by all stare
Like you have no place to go
But there's so much they don't know about Apple Scruffs"
-- from the song "Apple Scruffs" by George Harrison

by monkeyfinger December 31, 2005

scruff

facial hair. basically day three to five after a shave.

"man my scruff is itchy today, i should shave it"

by itsme2 April 27, 2006

scruffnut

Scrotum-to-scrotum contact during the act of double-penetrating a woman.

"Last night, Jed and I were Eiffel Towering his landlady when the bitch sneezed and threw us a scruffnut."

by Big Pimpin' Pappy April 10, 2007

schluff

To go for a nap, or a short sleep

"I'm going for a schluff, don't eat my pie while I'm gone"

by Rickolas May 11, 2007

Jon Schaffer

Jon Schaffer is a heavy metal guitarist and songwriter. He is the founder and only remaining original member of the heavy metal band Iced Earth. His most distinctive element of playing is his stuttering right-hand gallop which sounds like a tremendously sped up version of the 'eighth-note, two-sixteenth-notes' gallop made famous by Iron Maiden's bass player/songwriter Steve Harris. That sound cannot be
imitated by any other guitar player. When you hear Jon Schaffer, you think Iced Earth. Because Jon Schaffer IS Iced Earth.

Jon Schaffer is the guitarist for Iced Earth.

by Mike L. Richard February 9, 2008