Schwifty Five

A Ghetto way of saying the number 55

There are schwifty five seconds to go.

by Tony Mack May 23, 2005

schmifty

Local name for a convenience store in the Berlin area

I gotta grab some chocolate at the schmifty

by hippogriffy December 8, 2020

get schwifty

Telling other person to get crazy and horny (mostly by getting high), or to take off pants, panties and shit on the floor/other place

"sometime you just need to get schwifty" , "get schwifty in here!"

by Peppy11 March 24, 2017

schfifty five

your girlfriends age, nipple rings, IQ, ralph nader, cool happenings, jewish hippies, russian half asian 12 year old jewish affiliate.

Five + Five = fifty fifty fifty schfifty five.

Preceded by forteen-teen

by quief master j December 1, 2003

Schwifty

Schwifty-"TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND YOUR PANTIES...SHIT ON THE FLOOR!!!"

The party last night was "schwifty"

by MR.BULLDOPS August 9, 2017

schfiftyfive

the funniest thing i've ever seen EVER!!! lol ok not really but its this dude counting for a lil girl before she can say Poopty Peupty Pants... AND I LOVE IT!!!! my exboyfriend showed it to me and sadly whenever i watch it i think of him LOL!!! but still its so funny and on ebaumsworld.com so CHECK IT OUT!!! under animation!

dude: hello baby
baby: *smiles and nods*
dude: i have a secret... r u wanting to kno what it shwas?
baby: *smiles and nods*
dude: ok i'll tell u what it shwas... i can count all de way to shfiftyfive before u can say Poopty Peupty Pants...

theres more lol but u gotta go to the site to get the full effect!

by StarbucksAddict July 1, 2004

Schwifty

To possess aggressive, sexual behavior, seen in the Adult Swim show Rick and Morty.

You gotta get Schwifty! Oh yeah!

by Dino1109 November 10, 2015